Notification: PH4 #790 May the Force Hash @ Wed May 4, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #790 May the Force Hash

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

PH4 Episode 790

The Buzz Awakens

The City is in Panic! A handful of drunks have hidden beer around Clinton City Park, leaving the hash sober.

The evil mastermind Death Cab For Shootie and his apprentice Just Brie have joined forces with the sinister Bottom Dollar and his padawan Just Rob.

Together they hope to deflour these Justs and restore peace and drunkenness to the galaxy.....

Where: Clinton City Park, near Clinton Street.

When: Grug is drunk around 6:30, hares begin the Kessel Run around 7:00, hounds use the force to find beer a long time later.

Why: Because it's May The Force day and it's at The Hump this year! Also Star Wars puns are fun.

Bring: Virgins, Visitors, aliens, Vessels, light sabers, respirator masks, body armor if you choose to follow the path of the Jedi, plans for the death star, wild hairdos, love of cheap beer if you choose the dark side, a Map of Mount Tabor, DO NOT bring Jar Jar Binks.

When
Wed May 4, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #789 Halloween in April, Brown Bag Special @ Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #789 Halloween in April, Brown Bag Special

Cum one cum all!
Join us in a lively Sellwood romp celebrating Halloween in April.

Who: Flaming Hetero & 5 Alarm Pussy in their 1st joint lay

What: A-A' brown bag costume trail* (see What to Bring below)

When: Wednesday, April 27th
Meet up @ 6:30ish
Hares away @ 7ish

Where: Lompoc Oaks Bottom Public House, 1621 SE Bybee Blvd. (on the back patio)

How Cum: Because we're fucking adults & we can wear costumes whenever we damn well please!

What to Bring: Virgins, headlamp, map of Mt. Tabor, vessel, vessel, vessel, Trick-or-Treat bag, *a costume in a brown bag that you don't expect to get back at the end of the night

If you have questions call Can't Finish, (503) 867-5309

When
Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #788 60 K-9 & Ditch Bitch @ Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #788 60 K-9 & Ditch Bitch

What: Wait, what were we talking about?... Uuuummm... Oh yeah! The Portland Hump 4/20 Hash!

When: 4/20! Stoners assemble at 6:30, stoned hares off around 7, or you know, close to then. Stoned hounds off sometime after that, I forget when.

Where: That one park, you know, in SE, ummm, with the grass, and like trees, and pond... Hold on, it'll come to me... Oh, oh! Laurelhurst Park! That's it! Yeah, meet up at the backside of Laurelhurst Park near SE Ankeny and SE Laurelhurst Pl.

Why: Wait...what?

Who: Your stoner GMs, Sixty K-9 and Ditch Bitch will lead you on a hazzey safety A-A walk around SE Portland

Bring: Uuumm... $5, I think? Joints, virgins, stoners, visitors munchies, new shoes, did I say $5 already? A vessel for the on-in, vape pens, edibles, and $5.

When
Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF @ Old Gibert Road Tavern @ Fri Apr 15, 2016 10am - 11am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF @ Old Gibert Road Tavern

Where: Old Gilbert Road Tavern 5501 SE 72nd Ave

When: The happiest of all hours are from 3-6pm and feature well, beer and food specials. Their website sucks so don't bother looking the for more specifics. It's huge and has great reviews and even has a little patio!

Why: Because this TGIF will be BIMBOLICIOUS!! I know for a fact that more bimbo's than wankers will be there because I'll be involved in a circle jerk with many of the normal TGIF wanker crowd.

When
Fri Apr 15, 2016 10am – 11am Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #787 Slut Machine & Placeblow @ Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #787 Slut Machine & Placeblow

National KISS Day (interpret how you wish)

Who: Slut Machine and Placeblow

Where: Tavern on Denver
8234 N Denver, this is a CASH ONLY bar, with cheap beer!

When: Meet at 6:30, hares off at 7pm, Pack off at 7:15.

What: National Kiss Day, interpret how you wish. A-A' with outside on in.

Bring: $5 hash cash, VESSEL, virgins, Gene Simmons, visitors, lipstick, ChapStick, Lipsdick, Ace Freely, Fuck me Pumps and headlamp. Did I mention a vessel? Expect a slutty trail with a special pudding/jello shot check.

On After at the world famous Kenton Club

When
Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #786 New Beer's Eve @ Wed Apr 6, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #786 New Beer's Eve

New Beers Eve!!

WHO: Naughty Girl, Pussy Le Pew
and Scent of a Man

WHAT: An A to A sunny romp through suburban SE Portland to celebrate the passage of the Cullen-Harrison Act in 1933. Yay Beer!
:)

WHEN: Unruly mob peacefully assembles around 6:30pm. Bootleggers flee at 7pm. Mob lights torches and begins pursuit at 7:15pm.

WHERE: Kenilworth Park, SE 32nd and Holgate on the brownstone terrace.

BRING: $5 hashcash, suspenders, fedoras, new shoes if you forget your vessels, torches (read-headlamps), ID for virgins. Dog and wheel friendly.

ON AFTER: Ship Ahoy, SE 29th and Gladstone. $2 PBR, $1 off call whiskey until midnight.

When
Wed Apr 6, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF for STINK FINGERS BIRTHDAY @ The Morrison Street Ba... @ Fri Apr 1, 2016 7pm - 8pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF for STINK FINGERS BIRTHDAY @ The Morrison Street Bar and Grill

Why: It's Stink Finger's 5th Anal 69th Birthday Party! It's gonna be in the 70's for a few minutes! They have a patio! They have outdoor fire on the patio!

Where: The Morrison Street Bar and Grill
1205 SE Morrison St

When: The happiest of all hours are from 4-6pm and feature $2.75 wells and $2 yellow beer pints along with a great food menu

When
Fri Apr 1, 2016 7pm – 8pm Pacific Time
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