Reminder: Anal Easter Beer Hunt! @ Sun Apr 20, 2014 1pm - 2pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Anal Easter Beer Hunt!

What: 4/20 Anal Easter Beer Hunt!

Who: Mouthful and Can't finish...

When: Easter Sunday Funday. Circle Jerks for Jesus start @ 11:30. Our agile and speedy Easter Hare is away at noon.

Where: Colnel Summers Park near the corner of SE 17th Ave and SE Taylor St.

Why: The Easter Hare will lead you on a short trail in search of sacred nectar and then she will feed you the fruit of her loins. At the end we will search for eggs that will have other treats that will leave you in a heavenly fog.

Bring: $5 hash cash, a lighter, a rabbit fur coat and a thirst for beer and blood of Jesus.

When
Sun Apr 20, 2014 1pm – 2pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #683 Bottom Dollar, Fuck Her, I Did and your vessel @ Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #683 Bottom Dollar, Fuck Her, I Did and your vessel

Who: Bottom Dollar and Fuck Her I Did and your vessel

What: An A-A' Trail. Yes, actually Prime, not A to Bottom Dollar's version of Prime and your vessel

When: Circle jerk start at 6:30, hares away at 7pm and your vessel

Where: Speakeasy Tavern, 609 SE Taylor St. And your vessel

Bring: $5, new shoes, virgins, bug spray (it's that time of year), dry bag and your vessel. FYI, a vessel is anything you can drink beer out of (i.e. new shoes)

When
Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #682 Mambo Blow @ Wed Apr 9, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #682 Mambo Blow

Who: Mambo Blow

Why: It's both my HALF Birthday, AND my NAMING analversary.

What: An A to A-Optimus-Prime Trail, with turkeys and eagles and maybe a flaming crow. Oh my.

Where: Lucky Devil Lounge (633 SE Powell Blvd Portland, OR 97202) But you already know where *that* is.

When: Circle Jerk starts at 6:30, hares off at 7 sharp(ish)

Bring: $5 hash cash, Headlamp, Bum Spray, tent poles, sleeping bags, dime bags, teabags, drybags (leave the douchebags at home). Friendly Dog friendly, except for start.

When
Wed Apr 9, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: TGIF featured hasher: Wiener Retriever @ Fri Apr 4, 2014 4pm - 5pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF featured hasher: Wiener Retriever

"I saw a hot bitch that met us at a beer check. When we left, it was announced that she wasn't supposed to go with us and should've stayed at the BC. I ran a half mile to grab her and was sorely disappointed to find that "SHE" was really a "HE" named Dipped Dick. I took HIM back to Sluts house and was rewarded with an amazing name."

-Wiener Retriever

Where: Lucky Lab Brewpub 915 SE Hawthorne Blvd.

When: The happiest of all hours are all day and feature $4.50 20oz micro's

Why: Because Wiener Retriever will be doing a tutorial about the distinct differences of the male and female anatomy of dogs. A class about the distinctions between Bitches and Ho's will be held at The Hawthorne Strip around 9pm.

When
Fri Apr 4, 2014 4pm – 5pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #681 The Cock Hash @ Wed Apr 2, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #681 The Cock Hash

PH4 #681 The Cock Hash

Who: You and a bunch of Cocks

What: The Cock Hash

Where: Normandale Park, NE 57th Ave., near the intersection with Wasco St.

When: Wednesday, 4/2/14. Hares off at 7:00 pm, pack 15 minutes later.

Why: Because we're Cocks

What else: A to A' trail, dry car available. Bring your $5 hash cash, headlamps (it still gets dark), vessels for the end, new shoes, virgins etc.

On after at A & L Sports Pub, 5933 NE Glisan St.

When
Wed Apr 2, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: TGIF featured hasher: Smelly Pinky @ Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:45am - 5:45am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF featured hasher: Smelly Pinky

"I was in Eugene on a fart hash (Friday art walk). I got tired of drinking the thimble sized drinks at the galleries so I grabbed some fellow hashers and bought them shots at this uppity bar in downtown....we drank them with our pinkies out...and there you have it."

-Smell My Pinky

Where: Punch Bowl Social on the 3rd floor of Pioneer Place Mall at 340 SW Morrison St.

When: 3-6pm and feature drink and food specials. Go. It's worth it. It's Pinky's birthday.

Why: Because George Clooney and Smell My Pinky have two things in common. They both became sex symbols when they turned 40 and they both look great Speedos.

When
Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:45am – 5:45am Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #680 Scent of a Man and a man named Bottom Dollar @ Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #680 Scent of a Man and a man named Bottom Dollar

What: A-A trail
Start: Ed Benedict Park
10301–10399 SE Bush St
Portland, OR 97266

Bring: $5 hash cash, bum repellant, shiggy socks, new neon shoes, dry bag, headlamp, virgins, extra dollars to make Bottom holler, shiggy socks, your most angelic vocals, your sweetest board to show us just how cool you think you are at the skate park, and vessels for on-in.

On After: The Daily Planet just down the road from Ed Benedict.
11312 SE Powell Blvd

When
Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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