Notification: PH4 #715 The 12 Step Program Hash @ Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #715 The 12 Step Program Hash

The 12 Step Program Hash

Cum to believe that there is a higher power greater than yourself that can restore you to sanity. Admit that you are powerless over hashing, and your life has become unmanagable.

Your sponsors: Pocket Pussy, Shoots but does not Score, Slut Machine and Vincent Van Ho

Meeting at Sundown Pub 5903 N Lombard St at 6:30, sponsors off at 7pm, devotees to follow. Trail is A to B (stumbling distance) with DRY CAR. Bring $5 hash cash, vessel, warm clothes, designated driver and virgins who need a spiritual awakening.

When
Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #714 Jazzercise Hash!!! @ Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #714 Jazzercise Hash!!!

Who: Pussy Le Pew deflours Burkake

What: MOTHERFUCKING JAZZERCISE HASH.

When: Wednesday November 19th, 6:30

Why: Because sweat, balls, dick flex, motorboats, kegels, cock push-ups, tits and giggle jiggles!

Where: Start and End at East Burn. 1800 East Burnside. A-A'. We will not have religion here. This is the On-After. PLEASE tip your bartenders well. Happy hour drink (not food) prices were negotiated for us. $2 off whiskey Wednesday. 3.50 wells and drafts. $1 off cocktails. We have the downstairs room reserved for us with great service.

What to bring: $5, SPANDEX. Thongs, steroids, ID's, Moose knuckle, vessels for the end, camel toes, headlamps, cock weights, vessels, prancercise pussy panties, lunges and leg kicks.

Stationary bike, Stroller and dog friendly.

When
Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: TGIF Featured Event: HUMP Film Festival Prelube @ Fri Nov 14, 2014 3pm - 8:30pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Event: HUMP Film Festival Prelube

The hasher film may not have been chosen for the festival, but we can't forget a very important part of this evening: Supporting PORN!!! Cum prelube at TGIF and join the group HUMP contingent.

WHO: People who go to bars before watching PORN! And those who didn't get tickets in time and need to drown their sorrows.

WHERE: Joe's Cellar - 1332 NW 21st Ave. It is a 7 minute walk to Cinema 21

WHEN: Happy hour is from 3-6. $2.50 domestic, $3 well, $.50 off draft.
Most people bought tickets for 8:30 but a few are going to the 10:30 showing.

WHY: To the uninitiated, this is the Pacific Northwest's biggest and best
amateur-produced porn festival. Porn star for a weekend, not for a
lifetime.

Friday is sold out but tickets for a few other showings can be found here: http://hump.strangertickets.com/home

When
Fri Nov 14, 2014 3pm – 8:30pm Pacific Time
Where
Joe's Cellar, 1332 NW 21st Ave, Portland, OR 97209, United States (map)
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Reminder: PH4 #713 Ditch Bitch's Farewell Trail @ Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #713 Ditch Bitch's Farewell Trail

Ditch Bitch is leaving Portland to head East, to the land of sun and snow, central Oregon. Her and Sixty K-9 will lay her farewell trail with the kennel that made her the Bitch she is, The PH4. So come out and say your see you laters, but not goodbyes, because she'll definitely be back to visit sometime, you can't get rid of her that easily!

Meet up Wednesday, November 12th at 6:30 at Wallace City Park, NW Raleigh and 26th.

Hariettes off at 7:00, pack to follow 15 minutes later

Trail will be dog and bike friendly

Bring $5, a vessel for the on-in, fond memories of Ditch Bitch, not so fond memories of Ditch Bitch, back sliders, sexy virgins, ID, new shoes, and a good thirst.

When
Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #712 Little Prick in the Bottom @ Wed Nov 5, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #712 Little Prick in the Bottom

Who? Bottom Dollar and JALP

Where? New Cathay 16184 SE 82nd Dr.

When? About a half hour before 6.9 o'clock

What? A-A'

Bring? 5 of your earth moneys, Wetsuit, a device for consuming beverages, battle chickens, new shoe ( just one), protection for your fleshy appendages (all of them), virgins, VESSEL, night vision apparatus. Dry clothing highly suggested as well as a vessel.

Leave? Strollers, animals that can't levitate or are not said battle chickens and any adverse thoughts to being wet and/or wounded.

Why? Because aliens???

When
Wed Nov 5, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!! @ Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!!

BIMBOS AND WANKERS! HASHERS IN ALL STAGES OF DECAY! On October 29th I invite you to empty your brains and PREPARE YOUR LIVERS!!! The time is nigh for our horde to once again shamble out into the streets of our fair city in search of brains and BEER!!! At...

PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!!

HARES: Cockbroker (in spirit), Naughty Girl, Shoots But Does Not Score, Tina Turnover, Just Lully, 10 Dix with Wings, Hareola, and...

WHAT: A to A'. A feast of Adults and Brains and Beverages and Bloodbags!

WHEN: Wednesday, October 29th. The Horde gathers at 6:30. Survivors flee at 7:00. The chase is on at 7:15!

WHERE: Old Lompoc Fifth Quadrant, NE Williams and Failing.

BRING: $5 Hash Cash . Your best ZOMBIE!!! costume. Headlamps. Spare livers (read: friends! Lots of friends! No, seriously, you're going to need them ;)). A vessel or new shoes in case you forget your vessel. Leave your dead dog Rover, bicycles and strollers at home.

Be sure to take the Eagle for that 'I just dug my way out of the grave to crash this party' look ;)

HAVING A DD OR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! And possibly calling in sick on Thursday....

ON AFTER: Back at Fifth Quadrant. If we're lucky they might have some Monster Mash on tap...

When
Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #710 Second Anal Survivor Hash! @ Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #710 Second Anal Survivor Hash!

The Infection Begins, AGAIN!!

That's right! You get to cum try to survive the night, if you can, AGAIN!

ZOMBIFIED HARES: Stinky in my Ass, Pabst Smear, Rip Van Tinkle, Trunk Monkee, Naughty Girl, & Ultra Twatathon

WHEN: Meet up @ 6:30pm, Zombie Hares off 7:15pm, Pack Survivors run for their lives 10 minutes later.

BRING: $5 hash cash, headlamps, vessels, new lightening fast shoes in which to run for your life!, sacrificial virgins to pass off to the zombies & your Best Survival Gear

START: The Soccer Field down the hill from the Elephant House Picnic Shelter within Washington Park, don't worry it looks like you don't have to pay to park after 5PM

TRAIL: The trail will be laid by the living dead, so expect a partially dead/partially live trail; one which will not be stroller, bike or pooch friendly. Remember you'll be running for your lives!! Please leave your dogs at home!

LEAVE AT HOME: Anyone that doesn't want to play by the rules. This trail concept will be a ton of fun if people will just follow simple instructions.

More detrails to follow!!

When
Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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