Notification: PH4 #792 The 1st Anal Cardboard Robot Hash! @ Wed May 18, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #792 The 1st Anal Cardboard Robot Hash!

Who: 10 Dix with Wings, Dances with Cougars, Can't Finish... and a Mystery Hare......maybe.

Where: George's Corner Sports Bar 5501 N Interstate Ave.

When: ASSimilation by circle jerk begins at exactly 6:30pm human time. Cardboard Robots take over Portland when the atomic clock strikes 7pm. Invasion begins promptly after

Why: The only way to rid Portland of its homeless problem is to strip the homeless of their homes and flaunt them as costumes to their faces.

Bring: $5 hash cash, Virgin power sources, Visitors from other worlds with MASSIVE amounts of goods, Lost in space Back Sliders, love of beer, Stellar Charts of Mount Tabor.

When
Wed May 18, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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Notification: "Trust Me" Hash @ Sun May 15, 2016 12am - 7pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

"Trust Me" Hash

PDX Trust Me Hash 2016

Join 27 halfminds for the first annual PDX Trust Me Hash, May 13-15. Give Skinny Bitch, String Cheese, and Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon $140, be ready to go on Friday at 7pm and we promise to have you back by Sunday at 7pm. What happens all weekend? Trust us!

What does your $140 cover? Your rego covers all your food, transportation, lodging, and adult beverages. Or it covers our gambling habits. Maybe there is secret pirate treasure or maybe we spend your money on hookers and blow. Who knows? Definitely not you.

How do you rego?
- Register at http://goo.gl/forms/SgoEm0mzMm. The form goes live on Sunday, April 10th at 9pm. If for some reason you manage to register before then it does not count, we will know, we always know!
- Be one of the first 28 to finish the form, everyone after is on the waitlist. If you can't sign yourself up at that time have your friend fill it out. Make sure they have your hash name, real name, home hash, e-mail, and phone number.
- On Wednesday, April 13th we will send confirmation emails with payment instructions. If you aren't able to arrange payment within a week your spot goes to the waitlist.
- Everyone registered will be sent a packing list and start location.
- Show up on as if you had to get your ass to court on time, not hash standard time. If you are late we will leave your ass behind and wave out the window.

You know you wanna know more….
- You can only register one person at a time.
- No refunds and you can only sell your rego to the next person on the waiting list.
- No, you cannot arrive late or leave early. You are in for the full weekend or none of it.
- There will not be walker trails, expect trails to be adventurous. You don't need to be an FRB but you need to be able to keep a pace.
- Your significant other, unless it is your left hand, is not guaranteed a spot.
- Feel free to bring extra cash to cover extra beer or some solo stripper time.
- No pets, even adventure pets.
- Yes, you can try to bribe the GMs with beer and burritos for more information. No cilantro.

On - Holy shit! What will we make you do? - On!

When
Sun May 15, 2016 12am – 7pm Pacific Time
Video call
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
hashass@portlandhumphash.org - creator

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Notification: "Trust Me" Hash @ Fri May 13 7pm - Sat May 14, 2016 12am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

"Trust Me" Hash

PDX Trust Me Hash 2016

Join 27 halfminds for the first annual PDX Trust Me Hash, May 13-15. Give Skinny Bitch, String Cheese, and Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon $140, be ready to go on Friday at 7pm and we promise to have you back by Sunday at 7pm. What happens all weekend? Trust us!

What does your $140 cover? Your rego covers all your food, transportation, lodging, and adult beverages. Or it covers our gambling habits. Maybe there is secret pirate treasure or maybe we spend your money on hookers and blow. Who knows? Definitely not you.

How do you rego?
- Register at http://goo.gl/forms/SgoEm0mzMm. The form goes live on Sunday, April 10th at 9pm. If for some reason you manage to register before then it does not count, we will know, we always know!
- Be one of the first 28 to finish the form, everyone after is on the waitlist. If you can't sign yourself up at that time have your friend fill it out. Make sure they have your hash name, real name, home hash, e-mail, and phone number.
- On Wednesday, April 13th we will send confirmation emails with payment instructions. If you aren't able to arrange payment within a week your spot goes to the waitlist.
- Everyone registered will be sent a packing list and start location.
- Show up on as if you had to get your ass to court on time, not hash standard time. If you are late we will leave your ass behind and wave out the window.

You know you wanna know more….
- You can only register one person at a time.
- No refunds and you can only sell your rego to the next person on the waiting list.
- No, you cannot arrive late or leave early. You are in for the full weekend or none of it.
- There will not be walker trails, expect trails to be adventurous. You don't need to be an FRB but you need to be able to keep a pace.
- Your significant other, unless it is your left hand, is not guaranteed a spot.
- Feel free to bring extra cash to cover extra beer or some solo stripper time.
- No pets, even adventure pets.
- Yes, you can try to bribe the GMs with beer and burritos for more information. No cilantro.

On - Holy shit! What will we make you do? - On!

When
Fri May 13 7pm – Sat May 14, 2016 12am Pacific Time
Video call
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
hashass@portlandhumphash.org - creator

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Notification: "Trust Me" Hash @ Sat May 14, 2016 (PH4 Hash Calendar)

"Trust Me" Hash

PDX Trust Me Hash 2016

Join 27 halfminds for the first annual PDX Trust Me Hash, May 13-15. Give Skinny Bitch, String Cheese, and Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon $140, be ready to go on Friday at 7pm and we promise to have you back by Sunday at 7pm. What happens all weekend? Trust us!

What does your $140 cover? Your rego covers all your food, transportation, lodging, and adult beverages. Or it covers our gambling habits. Maybe there is secret pirate treasure or maybe we spend your money on hookers and blow. Who knows? Definitely not you.

How do you rego?
- Register at http://goo.gl/forms/SgoEm0mzMm. The form goes live on Sunday, April 10th at 9pm. If for some reason you manage to register before then it does not count, we will know, we always know!
- Be one of the first 28 to finish the form, everyone after is on the waitlist. If you can't sign yourself up at that time have your friend fill it out. Make sure they have your hash name, real name, home hash, e-mail, and phone number.
- On Wednesday, April 13th we will send confirmation emails with payment instructions. If you aren't able to arrange payment within a week your spot goes to the waitlist.
- Everyone registered will be sent a packing list and start location.
- Show up on as if you had to get your ass to court on time, not hash standard time. If you are late we will leave your ass behind and wave out the window.

You know you wanna know more….
- You can only register one person at a time.
- No refunds and you can only sell your rego to the next person on the waiting list.
- No, you cannot arrive late or leave early. You are in for the full weekend or none of it.
- There will not be walker trails, expect trails to be adventurous. You don't need to be an FRB but you need to be able to keep a pace.
- Your significant other, unless it is your left hand, is not guaranteed a spot.
- Feel free to bring extra cash to cover extra beer or some solo stripper time.
- No pets, even adventure pets.
- Yes, you can try to bribe the GMs with beer and burritos for more information. No cilantro.

On - Holy shit! What will we make you do? - On!

When
Sat May 14, 2016
Video call
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
hashass@portlandhumphash.org - creator

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Notification: PH4 #791 The Onesie Hash @ Wed May 11, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #791 The Onesie Hash

Who: Bottom Dollar & Naughty Girl

Where: Moon and Sixpence. A- Walkable B trail, with dry car.

When: Drinking in Onesies begins at 6:30, hares stumble away at 7:00, shit show begins afterwards.

Why: It's the 11th and because drinking in onesies is more fun when you do it in a large group.

Bring: ONESIES!, $5 hash cash, virgins, visitors, VESSELS, blankets for nap time, thirst for beer, map of Mount Tabor, new shoes, new songs.

When
Wed May 11, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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Notification: PH4 #790 May the Force Hash @ Wed May 4, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #790 May the Force Hash

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

PH4 Episode 790

The Buzz Awakens

The City is in Panic! A handful of drunks have hidden beer around Clinton City Park, leaving the hash sober.

The evil mastermind Death Cab For Shootie and his apprentice Just Brie have joined forces with the sinister Bottom Dollar and his padawan Just Rob.

Together they hope to deflour these Justs and restore peace and drunkenness to the galaxy.....

Where: Clinton City Park, near Clinton Street.

When: Grug is drunk around 6:30, hares begin the Kessel Run around 7:00, hounds use the force to find beer a long time later.

Why: Because it's May The Force day and it's at The Hump this year! Also Star Wars puns are fun.

Bring: Virgins, Visitors, aliens, Vessels, light sabers, respirator masks, body armor if you choose to follow the path of the Jedi, plans for the death star, wild hairdos, love of cheap beer if you choose the dark side, a Map of Mount Tabor, DO NOT bring Jar Jar Binks.

When
Wed May 4, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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Notification: PH4 #789 Halloween in April, Brown Bag Special @ Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #789 Halloween in April, Brown Bag Special

Cum one cum all!
Join us in a lively Sellwood romp celebrating Halloween in April.

Who: Flaming Hetero & 5 Alarm Pussy in their 1st joint lay

What: A-A' brown bag costume trail* (see What to Bring below)

When: Wednesday, April 27th
Meet up @ 6:30ish
Hares away @ 7ish

Where: Lompoc Oaks Bottom Public House, 1621 SE Bybee Blvd. (on the back patio)

How Cum: Because we're fucking adults & we can wear costumes whenever we damn well please!

What to Bring: Virgins, headlamp, map of Mt. Tabor, vessel, vessel, vessel, Trick-or-Treat bag, *a costume in a brown bag that you don't expect to get back at the end of the night

If you have questions call Can't Finish, (503) 867-5309

When
Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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