Reminder: PH4 #698 Can't Finish and MaxiPad @ Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #698 Can't Finish and MaxiPad

Hareola will not be in attendance this week because of a family emergency. She demands some of the most risqué pics ever to be taken at this weeks hash. She needs a good belly laugh.

In honor of Hareola,hash sec extraordinaire, we will still be doing the 3rd anal running of the Buns & Guns Hash.....consultation prize style!

Who: Hares that are 1000 X's less sexy than Hareola.........Can't Finish and MaxiPad!

Where: Port Way Tavern 7600 N. Willamette Ave.

Bring: The shortest shorts you own, the smallest shirt you own , and all the squirt girls (I mean squirt guns) you own, $5 hash cash, bug spray, a towel to dry off with, bug spray, A MUTHA FUCKIN' HEADLAMP, and a thirst for cheap beer!!

When: Circle jerk starts @ 6:30, hares away at 7pm super duper sharp.

Why: Its going to be 69+30 degrees out. Cum get wet with us.

When
Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: OH3 MaxiPad @ Sat Jul 26, 2014 (PH4 Hash Calendar)

OH3 MaxiPad

Hare: MaxiPad

When: Saturday, July 26th. Meet at 1:00 PM, hare away when he damn well feels like it.

Where: Dickballs Junction. At the top of highway 6. https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=zjOvcBI8BfME.kvZnVN598klQ The dropped pin is where to park. It's a day use area with no parking fee. I would carpool if I were you.

Bring: $5, a potluck dish, and maybe a change of clothes. Trail will be on bark mulch and unicorn splooge so shiggy gear won't be needed. Since it's at the summit of the coast range, rappel gear and snowshoes also won't be needed. Don't bring your babies, crippled auntie in a wheelchair, or your bikes. Your adventure dog is always welcome on a Maxi trail, just don't be mad if it ( or you) die on it.

Why- Because Goldrush is the next weekend and you need a warm up for it. And Pabst is away and left us his credit card to buy beer with!

If you get lost or need dErections call MaxiPad at 503-704-1593

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Attendance is mandatory but it's not required.

When
Sat Jul 26, 2014
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Reminder: PH4 #697 Barney Balls and Prison Bitch @ Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #697 Barney Balls and Prison Bitch

Who: Barney Balls and Prison Bitch

What: Running for Beer and All Things Hump Worthy. We're Bringing Humping Back! The Hump Hash has been referred to as the feeder hash, the shit show and where many of your mothers have narrowed down where and when you were conceived. For Prison and Barney, we just call it "Home." Halfminds Unite for a filthy Hump Hash getting back to its ROOTS. A Titty bar start, Hump Shitty Trail, Much beer, Shittier Trail, Gas Can, more Shitty, More Titty!
A to A'. (Do Not knowingly run through a False!)

Where: Tommy's Too - 10335 SE Foster Rd, Portland, OR 97266

When: Circle Jerk starts @ 6:30, prelube if you got 'em, hares away @ 7pm

Bring: $5, Vessels, Hump Festive Gear, Humpfest videos, Hump Buddies, singing voices, new shoes, Virgins, Seniors (citizens not high schoolers), IDs, Dolla Bills Ya'll, HEADLAMPS, Lightening Rods, Plaster of Paris for a Genital Mold Check

Dog, Bikes, Kids??? Fuck, who knows, do what you want, your all sort of grown ups.

CUM Celebrate the Hump Hash, Hump Hash Style!!!

When
Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #696 XXXmas in July!! @ Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #696 XXXmas in July!!

PH4 #696 XXX-Mas in July Potluck/Toy Drive Hash!

It's a TOY DRIVE! It's a POTLUCK!! It's XXX-MAS IN JULY!!! 'Tis the season to for the hash to give back. We run a trail, we stop at a fire station, we donate toys for the Toy'n'Joy program, we hash and then we share food and fluids with one another!! Turkey's and Eagles welcome!

Who: Can't Finish and Jacket Off with a few more elves helping all the while.

Bring: A NEW and UNWRAPPED TOY, a POTLUCK dish (my wanks will be made ready to go in your mouths at the On-In), sexy XXXmas attire, $5, Naughty and Nice virgins, your VESSEL to drink out of, SHIGGY gear and your endurance!

When: July 16th. BYOB Circle jerk starts at 6:30, hares away at 7ish sharpish.

Where: Overlook Park at the intersection of N. Interstate Ave and N. Freemont St.

When
Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #695 Ice Boxxx and Slut Machine @ Wed Jul 9, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #695 Ice Boxxx and Slut Machine

Cum get down and dirty with seasoned Harriettes: Ice Machine and Slut Boxxx!!!

When: Wednesday July 9th

Where: Tryon Creek State Park
11321 SW Terwilliger Blvd

Detrails: Meet at 6:30, harriettes off at 7:00. A to A trail, bring a VESSEL, mosquito repellent, a VESSEL, an appetite for adventure, a VESSEL, oh yeah.......$5 hash cash, and what else? That pesky VESSEL you like to drink beer from. Lots of fun surprises on trail.......dont miss out!

ON ON


When
Wed Jul 9, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #694 Shoots @ Wed Jul 2, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #694 Shoots

PH4 #694: THE RED WHITE AND BREW, NO TV CREW HASH

Who: SHOOTS AND A SUPRISED HASHER LATER

What: It's all USA at this get together, a nice tour of SW Portland, it will end with PB n J s , cookies n chips....OLD School....lets celebrate , n fornicate n procreate and inebriate....dont be late......Jimmy s has 2 dollar PBR s allllll nite....A to A prime...old school means 8 blocks. ....80s dance music

Where: JIMMYS BAR N GRILL 3017 SW Multnomah Blvd.

When: Circle Jerk starts @ 6:30,
hares away @ 7.

Bring: $5, a vessel, new shoes, virgins, a vessel for your virgin, and your endurance. Shoots says he's actually laying a lengthy trail. Dog friendly, but that doesn't mean your obligated to bring yours.

When
Wed Jul 2, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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