Notification: TGIF Event: Santa Sluts Fugly Xmas Sweater Pub Crawl @ Fri Dec 19, 2014 4pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Event: Santa Sluts Fugly Xmas Sweater Pub Crawl

Santa Slut's Anal Fugly Xmas Sweater Pub Crawl!

Where: Start at Brekkens – 8728 N Lombard. Parking in the rear ;)
When: Start at 5pm. Happy hour prices on drinks and appetizers all night for crawlers !
What: Pub Crawl! You know the drill, follow the chalk. Locations updated every hourish on FB.

More details found at the event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/735088156581530/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

~~~ Donations appreciated but not required, details in the event page ~~~

When
Fri Dec 19, 2014 4pm – 11pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #718 Big Shitter & Slut Machine @ Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #718 Big Shitter & Slut Machine

WHAT? The PH4 Anal White Elephant Gift Exchange

WHERE? Portway Tavern 7600 N Willamette Blvd

WHO? Hares: Big Shitter and Slut Machine

WHEN? Wednesday December 17th, 6:30

DETRAILS: A to A, bring $5 hash cash, low expectations AND a gaily wrapped present for the gift exchange. There will be a "special" check for your last minute gift ideas. A headlamp would be good too, this is a dog friendly trail but at the bar they must stay outside. No vessels needed. Dress to impress Santa.

*If anyone is interested in running with Escape from Slut Mt (Ivan) or Manbearpig, please contact Slut, she can only hare with one dog*

ON-White Elephant-ON

When
Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Who
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher/Event: Burning Feeling is leaving us! @ Fri Dec 12, 2014 4pm - 9pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher/Event: Burning Feeling is leaving us!

This is the one time to be sad about losing that burning feeling! Cum on out and say goodbye to our very own Burning Feeling as she leaves us for Eugene and the EH3, the dirty stealing bastards of the south!

" I declined an invitation to go get beer with Clit Gloss. She got mad and told everyone I had to go to the free clinic to get checked out for STDs; she wanted to call me Hot Twat. Chubby said I should be named Burning Feeling."
- Burning Feeling

Where: Low Brow Lounge - 1036 NW Hoyt St http://www.yelp.com/biz/low-brow-lounge-portland

When: Happiest of all hours are 3-6pm. 5-7 $1 off drafts and wells
******** Burning will be there from 5-8! ********

Why: Because Burning Feeling is leaving us and maybe if we get her drunk enough she'll forget where she parked the moving truck and have to stay!

When
Fri Dec 12, 2014 4pm – 9pm Pacific Time
Where
Low Brow Lounge, 1036 NW Hoyt St, Portland, OR 97209, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #717 Been Around The Cock & Bottom Dollar @ Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #717 Been Around The Cock & Bottom Dollar

Who: Been Around The Cock & Bottom Dollar

Where: Suki's 2401 SW 4th ave, but you already knew that. A-A'

When: Circle Jerk begins at 6:30, Hares away at 7:00, Pack away after Shoot But Does Not Score sings Soulman for the 69th time.

Why: Because HypnoChoad is a delicate little flower and got a booboo on his ankle.

Bring: 5 bottom dollars, a headlamp, A VESSEL, new people who have not been around the cock, shiggy armor, kisses for HypnoChoad's ankle, and a song in your heart for karaoke. Leave the kids and bikes at the bar.

ON AFTER: Suki's...where the hell else would it be?

When
Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
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Who
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Notification: PH4 #716 MaxiPad @ Wed Dec 3, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #716 MaxiPad

Hare- MaxiPad
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When- Wednesday December 3rd. Meet at 6:30, hare off around 7.

Where- Glenhaven Park, about NE 80th and Siskiyou St. A-A'

Bring- A headlamp, 5-$1 bills, a vessel, warm clothes for outdoor on-in, shiggy stuff and rappelling gear might be appreciated.

Don't Bring- Babies, Bikes, or Wheelchairs. Dogs and adventure crutches welcome.

Why?- Because it's the hares birthday and he's actually spent more than 5 minutes and some boozy memories scouting.

On After?- TBD

When
Wed Dec 3, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: Thanksgiving Leftovers Hash! @ Sat Nov 29, 2014 1pm - 2pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Thanksgiving Leftovers Hash!

Start: 1 p.m. Hares off at 1:30
Hares: Mouthful and Free Ho
Location: Wallace Park NW 25th Ave & Raleigh St
Theme: Leftovers
Hash Cash: $5 and a side dish (of leftovers if you got 'em)

Trail: Bring out your half minds and leave the waders at home. Despite our reputation, Free Ho and I can make sure you stay dry and safe, you'll be on pavement the whole way, and I'll drink for this if necessary. You will need your technology...

See you then.

When
Sat Nov 29, 2014 1pm – 2pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #715 The 12 Step Program Hash @ Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #715 The 12 Step Program Hash

The 12 Step Program Hash

Cum to believe that there is a higher power greater than yourself that can restore you to sanity. Admit that you are powerless over hashing, and your life has become unmanagable.

Your sponsors: Pocket Pussy, Shoots but does not Score, Slut Machine and Vincent Van Ho

Meeting at Sundown Pub 5903 N Lombard St at 6:30, sponsors off at 7pm, devotees to follow. Trail is A to B (stumbling distance) with DRY CAR. Bring $5 hash cash, vessel, warm clothes, designated driver and virgins who need a spiritual awakening.

When
Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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