Who: AWOL & anyone who may miss him... That means you Slut!
What: TGIF
When: January 27th, 2012
Happy Hour: 4-6:00 pm
Where: The Mash Ton Brew Pub, 2204 NE Alberta St, Portland, OR
How cum: What? You need a fucking reason to drink with your kin now?
Your Humble Hash Ass,
~ "Bubba" Flaming Hetero
Reminder: PH4 #567 - Can't Finish and Cockjaw @ Wed Jan 25 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)
PH4 #567 - Can't Finish and Cockjaw
Who: Two drunken Half Minds that decided to take on the open date on the calendar. Cock Jaw and Can't Finish...
When: January 25th. Circle Jerk starts at 6:30, Hares off at 7. Where: Tryon Creek State Park. We'll meet on SW 4th Ave near 11012 SW 4th Ave, Portland, OR. What: Headlamps, $5 Hash Cash, shiggy gear, dry clothes, a thirst for beer, new shoes and a map of Mt. Tabor. Why: Honestly, we can't remember. When Cock Jaw and Can't Finish have a drunken conversation, someone is bound to get fucked. This week, it's you! On-After: Tryon Creek Sports Bar 8610 Southwest Terwilliger Boulevard, Portland, OR
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TGIF/Fairwell VVD #69
Who: Value Vagina Discunt & her entourage of Asian teenage sex slaves
What: TGIF/Fairwell VVD #69
When: January 20th, 2012
Happy Hour: 4 - 9:00 pm
Where: The Goodfoot, 2845 SE Stark Street, Portland, OR
How cum: Because, this time VVD is really leaving & this could be your last chance to get back those Credence tapes you lent her.
Your Humble Hash Ass,
~Flaming Hetero
Sent from my Sex-O-Phone
What: TGIF/Fairwell VVD #69
When: January 20th, 2012
Happy Hour: 4 - 9:00 pm
Where: The Goodfoot, 2845 SE Stark Street, Portland, OR
How cum: Because, this time VVD is really leaving & this could be your last chance to get back those Credence tapes you lent her.
Your Humble Hash Ass,
~Flaming Hetero
Sent from my Sex-O-Phone
Reminder: PH4 #566 Tard-Core (The Fucktarded) and Hoof House Farrier @ Wed Jan 18 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)
PH4 #566 Tard-Core (The Fucktarded) and Hoof House FarrierHares: Tard-Core (The Fucktarded) and Hoof House Farrier Where: In the parking lot on NW Springville Rd. just off NW. Skyline Rd on the east side of the road. (45.574496,-122.789196) When: Wednesday, January 18th 2012 – Meet at 6:30 pm…hares off at 7 pm, Pack off at 7:15 Trail: A-A... As always it will be typical of a Tard-Core Trail. If you can't handle the weather DON'T CUM! What to bring: $5 hash cash, Vessel for an outdoor on-in, Headlamps, Army issue Green Camouflage, Dress in Camo if you don't want to be seen. If you're Flaming Hetero make it Pink Camo! Shiggy socks, Virgins, Virgins, virgins (So I can break them in Proper!!!), shiggy gloves, Bring a warm dry bag for an outdoor multi Fire filled on-in and an extra layer for when it hits freezing. Yes it's gonna be COLD!!! On-After: Casa Diablo 2839 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97210
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Reminder: PH4 #565 Tiny Topless Dancer & Grab My Handlebars @ Wed Jan 11 6:30pm - 9:30pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)
Why Late Detrails?: Both hares have been humpin' every Wednesday for months and are now "late"......
Where: George Himes City Park in SW Portland– meet at the corner of SW Nebraska Street and SW Terwilliger Blvd
When: Wednesday, January 11th 2012 – Meet at 6:30 pm…hares off at 7 pm
What: A bouncy stroll through the spoils of the deep south(west), A-A, in order to get a taste of the city(parks) and a wee vacation from the same old shit(ty trail).
How: Show up. But more than that, bring $5 hash cash, your virgins (and the revirginized), shiggy gloves, sense of adventure, tall socks, dry bag, Blue Jean Baby, LA Lady, thirst for PBR, silver lube (but only a little, it’s the good stuff), metronomes, headlamps, good news, out-of-towners, vessles for glu-tards, and an extra layer for when it hits freezing.
On-After: Hillsdale Brewery and Public House at 1505 SW Sunset Blvd Portland, OR 97239 http://www.mcmenamins.
*Disclaimer: Toplessness of hounds is optional. Hares reserve the right to refuse service to...wait, wrong disclaimer...Hares reserve the right not to live up to the "topless" title, unless you ask nicely.
**Disclaimer: Bottomless of hounds is also optional - wankers, you know who you are.
Reminder: PH4 #564 Twatsicle & Pabst Smear @ Wed Jan 4 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)
PH4 #564 Twatsicle & Pabst SmearHares: Twatsicle & Pabst Smear Where: Barclay Hills City Park* Oregon City, OR When: Wednesday January 4th, Meet up at 6:30pm Hares off at 7pm Bring: $5 hash cash, a vessel , head lamp and warm dry clothes. Trail is A-A, dogs ok. On After: Jins Lounge 1656 Beavercreek Rd Oregon City, OR (503) 723-9855 * Hare Raiser's note: There is also a Barclay Park in Oregon City. Don't show up there or you will have to form your own circle jerk without any beer.
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PH4 - #563 - Going Down On Another Year With Our Mouths Wide Open
PH4 - #563 - Another Humpin' Hash
Where: Rialto, 529 SW 4th Ave.
When: Wednesday at 6:30pm
Why: Because Hares got detrails in late again...
Bring: $5, headlamp
On After: At a bar.
...... okay onto the Hares detrails if you care.
When: Wednesday at 6:30pm
Why: Because Hares got detrails in late again...
Bring: $5, headlamp
On After: At a bar.
...... okay onto the Hares detrails if you care.
PH4 - #563 - Going Down On Another Year With Our Mouths Wide Open
Who: All Ye Bimbos and Wankers, visitors, virgins, Trail prostitutes, anyone willing to show off their oral skills. Musically inclined encouraged, all those thirsting for beer and song welcum
What: Cum join our Aural Sects & Aurally, Orally, Whore-ly Sing in the New Year. Your XXX-steamed Hares Pump Me Dry and Barney Balls, PH4 masters of the microphone will lead you on your merry way through this Music Themed Hash. These two cunning linguists are preparing a medley of medleys... Be ready to join in on some original remakes, lyrics will be made available and the songs should be fairly obvious for most. If we don't hear something cumming out of your mouth, we have many a volunteer to ensure something cumming in your mouth!!! We are so sure of our skills, or is it that we are too fucking lazy after fattening up during the holidays, that this is "Unscouted Territory," Unlike most of your halfmind bedroom guests, WHAT WE LAY IS LIVE!!!
A to A prime (0.4 miles away, chill you lazy fucks)
Where/When: Starts @ at the Rialto, 529 SW 4th Ave, Downtown Portland. Meet up 6:30pm, Hares off at 7:00pm, Symphony of Howling Hounds to follow at 7:15pm
Bring: Assorted trail instruments, Snuggle's tiny violin, any music themed clothing, The New Shoes you got for Christmas, Virgins, Sluts (or is this redundant?), Maestro coats, G-strings, conductor batons, $5 HASH CASH, Shiggy socks, vessels, clothes in case it rains, NO DRY CAR, IDs and needed on trail, Dog and Wheel chair accessible, No stroller because children should not be drinking
Why: Do you really need a reason...??? Well then, this is the last chance of the Year for you to try to wet you whistle, and by whistle I mean cock, and by wet I mean have sex with some willing and more than able Bimbo, who will likely chew you up, spit you out, and leave you limping home in tears... Live the Dream you Wankers, Live the Dream!!!
On After: at the Boiler Room, 228 NW Davis St: Known for its 7 DAY A WEEK KARAOKE, This Hump night is not for the faint of heart, Russian Roulette Karaoke is the name of the game, meaning, if you want to sing, your name will get picked... BUTT... Another chosen name will be choosing your song. So think about what songs you want to hear. I already know (Because I make the rules) that Buster Hymen will be performing a leg opening rendition of "Groove Is In The Heart."
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