Notification: TGIF BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY PUB CRAWL @ Fri Jul 1 11pm - Sat Jul 2, 2016 12am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY PUB CRAWL

Save your $10 bills for the Stump this week and cash them in for ten $1 bills instead, eh! We have some celebrating to do! Eager Peevert and Rub'er Tits are ensuring they will never be left at a wank or a boob check again 'till death do they part. Cum Monday evening, these two are getting married, eh! Please try your best to get consent for one last cop and feel as they pub crawl on the east side, eh.

Where: Ron Toms 600 E. Burnside out on the patio.

When: The happiest of all hours are from 3-6:30pm and feature $1 off well drinks (that means you can save that extra dollar for Union Jacks!)

Why: Because soon they'll need witnesses to testify that their relationship is based on more than just sex and citizenship, eh.

When
Fri Jul 1 11pm – Sat Jul 2, 2016 12am Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #798 The 2016 Running of the Bullshit @ Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #798 The 2016 Running of the Bullshit

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Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: OH3 / Dead Whores Combo Campout @ Sat Jun 25, 2016 10pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

OH3 / Dead Whores Combo Campout

Who: MaxiPad and Can't Finish...

When: Saturday June 25th. Circle Jerk and Clam Bump start at Noon. Hares away at 1pm-ish hash time.

Where: Wyeth Campground, Wyeth Rd, Cascade Locks, OR 97014. Halfminds that show up day of with no plans of camping are encouraged to carpool and to park on Wyeth Rd before the campground. There are no other parking spots.

Bring: $10 Hash Cash (this includes dinner!), $20 extra if you want to camp (INCLUDES GIVEAWAY), Technu, FIREWOOD, Shiggy Gear, water wings, hashing in swimming trunks is highly advised, bear whistle, FIREWOOD, torch making material, ankle braces for your weak ankles, a Canadian Tuxedo, FIREWOOD, a trailer for hauling back scrap metal, dowsing rods, your endurance and a thirst for beer.

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Sat Jun 25, 2016 10pm – 11pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #797 Rear Admiral & Bottom Dollar @ Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #797 Rear Admiral & Bottom Dollar

Who: Rear Admiral & Bottom Dollar

Where: Suki's 2401 SW 4th

What: An A-A' trail that is definitely not similar to any Penthashalon trail from the weekend.

When: The pack gets to the start around 6:30, hares foolishly leave at 7:00, pack leaves after Shoots sings Soul Man.

Why: You'd have to be dumb to do Penthashalon. You'd have to be a real idiot to Hare Penthashalon. You've got to be a truly special class of dumb shit to Hare the following Hump after Penthashalon. Find out how dumb you are by cumming out to Hound for these extra special Hares.

Bring: $5 hash cash, visitors, virgins, book learnin', VESSEL, song for karaoke at On After, thirst for beer, Map of Mount Tabor

When
Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Birthday Le Pew @ Fri Jun 17, 2016 2pm - 3pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Birthday Le Pew

Where: Gill's Speakeasy 609 1/2 SE Taylor St.

When: The happiest of all hours are from 3-6pm and feature $1 off all draft, $2 well, $1.50-3 menu. It's also $1 Sloopy Joe Day!

Why: Because Pussy Le Pew is beginning to reach the peak of her sexual maturity and that happens to be coinciding with the peak of her book learnin'! She got herself some fancy Degree to hang on a wall. Come on down and buy her a well shot of tequila!

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Fri Jun 17, 2016 2pm – 3pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #796 Just A Little Prick @ Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #796 Just A Little Prick

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Who? Just a little prick

What? hsah sdrawkcab

When? Well Wednesday I suppose. Show up to ON IN at 630. Religion around 7. Pack off some time after that. Drunken hare power stages off at some point maybe.

Where? 609 SE 180th Ave, Portland, OR 97233

Why? Is beer and a shit show not enough for you?

Theme? Sure. Just for Papa Shoots. What ever ridiculousness you deem worthy, boxes, sheets, green dress, mud

Bring? Virgins for the hare to defile, backsliders to defile the hare, VESSELS, subpar expectations, butt scratches for Hoshi, $5 for the pretty bimbo with the book.

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Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: Rear Admiral doesn't celebrate his birthday TGIF. @ Fri Jun 10, 2016 6pm - 7pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Rear Admiral doesn't celebrate his birthday TGIF.

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Fri Jun 10, 2016 6pm – 7pm Pacific Time
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