Notification: PH4 #728 Hypno Choad & Just A Little Prick @ Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #728 Hypno Choad & Just A Little Prick

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Who? The amazing Hypno Choad and his derpy sidekick J.A.L.P

Where? Winning Spot, 13056 Se Stark.

When? 6 something or other, hares off when we are able to stumble. Hopefully around 7.

Why? Because fuck you that's why. A-walkable B, with Dry Car.

What to bring? $5 Hash cash, a VESSEL, Bacon bits, puppies, lube for the on in orgy, headlamps, vesicles, jet packs, new shoes. Oh and virgins I suppose. Skirts highly encouraged for all.

What not to bring? Umbrellas, SARS, blood lust, the need to be a stick in the mud.

ON AFTER: Winning Spot

When
Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Event: The Big Lebowski Bowl-O-Rama Night! @ Fri Feb 20, 2015 4pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Event: The Big Lebowski Bowl-O-Rama Night!

Get your bathrobes and white russians ready! That's right, it is time to mark your calendar for The Dude! Cum one, cum all, cum out for the Big Lebowski Bowl-O-Rama Night!

What:
Bowling competition with prizes!
The Big Lebowski movie watching!
Free pool!
Come in costume!
Wear a robe!

When:
Gather at 6:00, bowl from 6:30-8:30. (feel free to show up early for prelube and sweet robe dance moves)

Where:
Interstate Lanes - 6049 N Interstate Ave - http://interstatelanespdx.com/

How Much:
Currently about $10 to bowl (we are working on lowering the price) and money for booze!

Why?
The Dude abides and so should you!
Did you see that thing about the prizes?
Or the thing about free pool? (you might get to see Felcher's boobs!)
Did you see that thing about robes?

When
Fri Feb 20, 2015 4pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Where
Interstate bowling, portland (map)
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Notification: PH4 #727 That 70's Hash @ Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #727 That 70’s Hash

How’s it hangin’ hashers? We have a Way Decent trail for you. It is going to be killer! I mean, off the hook!

Starring: Reefer Sadness and Duck Duck Dick

Screening: Muddy Rudder Public House 8105 SE 7th Ave, Portland, OR 97202

Showtime: 6:30, hares bookin’ out there at 7:00

Happy Hour: 4 to 6:30 – they are extending happy hour an extra 30 minutes for us! Right On!

The Skinny: A groovy A to A’ trail that is far out man. Cum in your best Shiggy Disco Attire and get your boogie on. Don’t be a chump and do me a solid cat and come looo-king gooooood!! Headlamp would be bitchin’

Ticket: $5 and vessel for the On-In. Don’t bogart all the grub at the end. Catch you on the flip-side….. Bummer if you can’t make this one.

This trail earned a rating of NC-17 from the STAA (Shiggy Trail Association of America) and is not kid, stroller, rapper, hipster, crumper, wavo, goth, friendly, Disco Dogs that can get down with it may be OK. Can you dig it?

When
Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher: LoveSeat! @ Fri Feb 13, 2015 4pm - 9pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher: LoveSeat!

"I was at my virgin hash and in the hash hot tub. As a naturally friendly Bimbo I was providing a cushioned seat for two wankers. Someone had been at the fire and came down and said that they were burning a love seat. She then saw I was providing the services of a love seat. I was named there and then in the hot tub. I was also renamed love seat two weeks later when there was a motion to rename me princess dies. Yes this was the summer if 1997"
- LoveSeat

Where: Renner's Grill - 7819 Southwest Capitol Highway http://rennersgrill.com/
When: Happiest of all hours are from 3-6. $2.75 well, $ .50 off draft and micro, $1 off house wines

Why?
- Because Friday the 13th!
- Because hash hot tubs.
- Because the featured hasher will save you a seat.
- Because something is finally in SW again.
- Because you need to pre-prelube for OH3 or NSDH3
- Because beer.

(Want to reserve a TGIF or have a great dive bar in mind? Friday's are going fast. Drop Bacon a line and reserve one now!)


When
Fri Feb 13, 2015 4pm – 9pm Pacific Time
Where
Renner's Grill, 7819 Southwest Capitol Highway, Portland, OR 97219, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #726 Slut Machine & Formaldahyde I'd Ride @ Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #726 Slut Machine & Formaldahyde I'd Ride

Bimbos and Wankers! Cum one, cum all to the 2nd Anal Wanker Auction benefiting the Feral Cat Coalition.

What? Hash/Religion/Auction/Debauchery
Who? Formaldehyde I'd Ride and Slut Machine
Where? Kit Kat Club 231 Southwest Ankeny Street, Portland, OR 97204
When? Wednesday February 11th, 6:30pm

Detrails: Cum out for a hash, then auction to follow. Trail will be short and sweet. Religion will be held in the Champagne Room. If you are unable to hash, you may still participate in the shenanigans. Auction STARTS AT 9PM. The one, the only Pentanus will be our emcee for the night. Other things you might need to know.....ALL DONATIONS THIS YEAR ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE. So please bring cash or your checkbook. Wear your scandalous Kit Kat gear, ears, tails, leather, fur, whiskers, you get it........lets have fun!

And here are the bachelors!

Shoot but does not Score
Naughty Girl
Wiener Retriever
Death Cab for Shootie
Peter Millimeter
Just a Little Prick
Total 3 Ball
Worlds Worst Lay (Shit and Slide)
and.....a "Mystery Couple"

Date packages:
Wine Up On Williams; wine class and tasting for 4 $120 value Wonder Ballroom; 4 tickets for any show in 2015 $80 value Mimosa Studios ; paint yourself pottery/margarita night $30 value Mio Sushi; gift certificate $20 value Gemini Lounge; gift certificate $25 value Barrrique Barrel; wine gift certificate $20 Voicebox Karaoke Southeast; gift certificate Sinferno Caberet; VIP table for 4 $100 value Sinferno Caberet ; general admission for 4 $40 value

ALSO; Pocket Pussy has donated his talents and will engrave a beer pitcher with an on on foot and your hash name. Raffle tickets $1!!!!!!! Imagine this:

http://www.foodservicewarehouse.com/libbey-glassware/5260/p372787.aspx? utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=Libbey-Glassware-5260&utm_campaign=Pitchers&utm_source= googlepla&source=googleps&gclid=CjwKEAiAxsymBRCegqiLzI7Q1S8SJA DOgQrzMUGJB1q6_FGQI9BnP2to-z0-gInrmvYgEIbdh3MVPhoCXPnw_wcB

This is where your money is going: http://www.feralcats.com/

When
Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher/Event: Shhhh! It's a secret! @ Fri Feb 6, 2015 4pm - 8pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher/Event: Shhhh! It's a secret!

Details TBA!
When
Fri Feb 6, 2015 4pm – 8pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #725 The 2nd ANAL Bob Marley Birthday Hash @ Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #725 The 2nd ANAL Bob Marley Birthday Hash

Who: Heavy Flow Day & The Spirit of Bob Marley

Where: Heavy Flow Day's house, 20359 HWY 213, Oregon City

When: Folks gather around 6:30, Hare leaves about 7, Pack hangs out for a little bit more.

Why: In honor of the great Bob Marley of course!!! So bring out your best rasta gear, dread your hare, and be ready to chill. Shiggy socks, dry clothes, climbing gear and/or gas masks may be required on or after trail.

Bring: $5 cash for some hash fun, headlamp, virgins, favorite bong, VESSEL, extra snacks, shiggy armor, homemade smoking apparatus, Bob Marley shirts or hats, your second favorite bong, and other things...

When
Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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