Reminder: TGIF (H2C BC?) featured hasher: 10 Dix with Wings @ Fri Aug 22, 2014 10pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF (H2C BC?) featured hasher: 10 Dix with Wings

"My mother hash is Chicago. I hared for the first time the day of the Chicago marathon which was 10-10-10. My hometown is Dix Hills and I have a r*cist tattoo of a sneaker with wings. I'm Jewish and Chicago used to always do "When one Jew drinks, all Jews drink..." so I was given a Christmas song for a name..."

-10 Dix with Wings

Both of the Red Dress Express Hood to Coast teams will be running by the Dockside Saloon. It'd be real nice if some Hashers were there passing out beer for the thirsty raceists! The teams will post their progress in FB with hot group sex pics.

Where: Dockside Saloon 2047 NW Front Ave.

When: The happiest of all hours are from 4:30-7:30 and feature gigantic drink and food menus!

Why: Red Dress Express cannot run 200 miles powered by group sex alone. They must have beer as well. Help make that happen! (Bring beer to share with the r*nners please!)

When
Fri Aug 22, 2014 10pm – 11pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #701 Pirate Hash @ Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #701 Pirate Hash

Ahoy! Bimbo 'n Wankers Wednesday August 20 be th' 8th Anal scurvy Pirate Hash brought to ye by th' Saucy Wench Slut Machine 'n her crew as follows:

SIMA--Trail Capt
Crab Shaft--Cabana Jim Laddie
Peter Millimeter--Scurvy Pirate Chef
Flamin' Hetero, TSMC---First matey/Advisor
Falls fer Boys--- Beer Scallywag
Just Jen--Grog Wench
Goo Swallows--Galley Ho
Shoots but does not Score--Salty Dog sweeper and all around nice guy

We be raiding at StormBreaker Brewery 832 N Beech St, Portland.
Th' owners have be gracious enough to personally host th' start. YE MUST HAVE ID! Because th' brewery be family/friendly 'til 8pm, th' management requested NO NUDITY, or scarin' 'o small children. If ye choose to partake in either ye gunna be asked to leave th' premises. All that a ruckas stuff gunna happen on trail, so blow me down.
www.stormbreakerbrewin'.com/home.html

Meet @6:30, hares away 7pm, pack to follow.
Brin': $5 hash cash, ID, VESSEL, 'n a headlamp if ye only has th' one jolly eye.
A to walkable B trail. Thar gunna be a Turkey / Eagle split.
Thar gunna be giveaways, prizes fer best Bimbo 'n Wanker costume, a Rum check and a BC.
PLEASE BRIN' YUR VESSEL ON TRAIL. Thar gunna be mayhem on th' street 'o Mississippi 'n possible encounter wit' th' Nopo runnin' group----them scurvy bastards. Adventure awaits ye!

On On

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Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #700 Log Jammer & Pabst Smear @ Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #700 Log Jammer & Pabst Smear

PH4 #700
When: Wednesday August 13th

Who: Log Jammer and Pabst Smear

Where: Nearest address
13270 SE Pheasant Ct
Milwaukie, OR 97222 Parking is a bit tight. Carpool if possible.

Meet up: at 6:30 Hares off at 7pm

Bring: $5 Hash Cash, a vessel, and warm dry clothes, headlamp,
No bikes or strollers, good dogs ok.

If you need detailed dErections or traffic reports on the way there cal MaxiPad @ (503) 875-2901

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Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #699 Clownmydia and Sixty K9 deflour Just a Little Prick @ Wed Aug 6, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #699 Clownmydia and Sixty K9 deflour Just a Little Prick

PH4 #699 Clownmydia & Sixty K9 deflour Just a Little Prick

What: A-B easy trail (unless you chose the Eagle) to recover from Gold Rush.

Who: Clownmydia, Sixty K9 and Just a Little Prick

Where: 2632-2664 N Hayden Island Dr, Portland, OR 97217 ( Just drive as far West on N Hayden Island Dr as you can)

When: Meet up at 6:30pm. Hares off at 7:00pm. Pack off when they feel like it.

Why: It's International Clown Week, its the 699, and its the week after Gold Rush.

Bring: Hash stuff and $5 for hash cash, A HEADLAMP, shiggy attire, change of clothes, towel, swim trunks and your worn out body from Gold Rush.

Please note, there WILL be a dry car, but space is very limited. If you can take on trail with you, it would be appreciated. Otherwise, pack ONLY what you need at the On In.

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Wed Aug 6, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #698 Can't Finish and MaxiPad @ Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #698 Can't Finish and MaxiPad

Hareola will not be in attendance this week because of a family emergency. She demands some of the most risqué pics ever to be taken at this weeks hash. She needs a good belly laugh.

In honor of Hareola,hash sec extraordinaire, we will still be doing the 3rd anal running of the Buns & Guns Hash.....consultation prize style!

Who: Hares that are 1000 X's less sexy than Hareola.........Can't Finish and MaxiPad!

Where: Port Way Tavern 7600 N. Willamette Ave.

Bring: The shortest shorts you own, the smallest shirt you own , and all the squirt girls (I mean squirt guns) you own, $5 hash cash, bug spray, a towel to dry off with, bug spray, A MUTHA FUCKIN' HEADLAMP, and a thirst for cheap beer!!

When: Circle jerk starts @ 6:30, hares away at 7pm super duper sharp.

Why: Its going to be 69+30 degrees out. Cum get wet with us.

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Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: OH3 MaxiPad @ Sat Jul 26, 2014 (PH4 Hash Calendar)

OH3 MaxiPad

Hare: MaxiPad

When: Saturday, July 26th. Meet at 1:00 PM, hare away when he damn well feels like it.

Where: Dickballs Junction. At the top of highway 6. https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=zjOvcBI8BfME.kvZnVN598klQ The dropped pin is where to park. It's a day use area with no parking fee. I would carpool if I were you.

Bring: $5, a potluck dish, and maybe a change of clothes. Trail will be on bark mulch and unicorn splooge so shiggy gear won't be needed. Since it's at the summit of the coast range, rappel gear and snowshoes also won't be needed. Don't bring your babies, crippled auntie in a wheelchair, or your bikes. Your adventure dog is always welcome on a Maxi trail, just don't be mad if it ( or you) die on it.

Why- Because Goldrush is the next weekend and you need a warm up for it. And Pabst is away and left us his credit card to buy beer with!

If you get lost or need dErections call MaxiPad at 503-704-1593

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Attendance is mandatory but it's not required.

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Sat Jul 26, 2014
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Reminder: PH4 #697 Barney Balls and Prison Bitch @ Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #697 Barney Balls and Prison Bitch

Who: Barney Balls and Prison Bitch

What: Running for Beer and All Things Hump Worthy. We're Bringing Humping Back! The Hump Hash has been referred to as the feeder hash, the shit show and where many of your mothers have narrowed down where and when you were conceived. For Prison and Barney, we just call it "Home." Halfminds Unite for a filthy Hump Hash getting back to its ROOTS. A Titty bar start, Hump Shitty Trail, Much beer, Shittier Trail, Gas Can, more Shitty, More Titty!
A to A'. (Do Not knowingly run through a False!)

Where: Tommy's Too - 10335 SE Foster Rd, Portland, OR 97266

When: Circle Jerk starts @ 6:30, prelube if you got 'em, hares away @ 7pm

Bring: $5, Vessels, Hump Festive Gear, Humpfest videos, Hump Buddies, singing voices, new shoes, Virgins, Seniors (citizens not high schoolers), IDs, Dolla Bills Ya'll, HEADLAMPS, Lightening Rods, Plaster of Paris for a Genital Mold Check

Dog, Bikes, Kids??? Fuck, who knows, do what you want, your all sort of grown ups.

CUM Celebrate the Hump Hash, Hump Hash Style!!!

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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