Notification: PH4 #958 Turdy Tree and Two Turds @ Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #958 Turdy Tree and Two Turds

Why: (Spake the hare:) Due to getting Drunk on the 4th, foolish 33 and 2/3s agreed then instantly forgot that he is the Happy Hump Day Hair. So come out on a very well "planned trail". We will start at the Goose Hollow Inn coz not only is it nice, 'tis right by 33's lair. There will be beer and one of the easiest hares to catch.


Who: Turdy Tree and Two Turds.

Where: Goose Hollow Inn - 1927 SW Jefferson St, Portland, OR 97201

When: Wednesday, July 24th. Pack gathers for pre-drinking whiskey at 6:30pm, hare goes looking for a fight at 7pm, pack follows to bet on the action some time after.

Bring: $5 Hash Cash, lucky charms, virgins, new shoes, a "Irish-English"-English dictionary, a love of lilting brogue, and a map of Mt Caurrantoohil.

When
Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
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Notification: PH4 #957 Mudbutt Maybe @ Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #957 Mudbutt Maybe

Detrails Cumming Soon
When
Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
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Notification: PH4 #956 XXXMas in July with Can't Finish @ Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #956 XXXMas in July with Can't Finish

This Wednesday is XXXMAS IN JULY!!

Please grab a toy for donation to the Portland Fire Bureau and The Toy 'N' Joy foundation!

Why: Because this is our yearly opportunity for the hash to do something amazing! Let's get all dolled up and show those firefighters just how much we love them! Bring a new and unwrapped toy for donation. (The Dollar Tree sells toys!)

Who: Santa Can't and a Mystery Hare!

Where: The Trap Restaurant 3805 SE 52nd Ave

Bring: $5 Hash Cash, a Toy to donate, extra cash for Cockjaw Stickers (3/$1), XXXMAS attire, a loooooove for children, an affinity for firefighters, and a thirst for beer!

When: Festive circle jerk begins @ 6:30pm, hare(s) away @ 7pm

When
Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
The Trap Restaurant 3805 SE 52nd Ave (map)
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Notification: PH4 #955 69th Anal Running of the Bullshit @ Wed Jul 3, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #955 69th Anal Running of the Bullshit

With America's Next Cock Model
When
Wed Jul 3, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
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Notification: PH4 #954 kcriP elttiL A tsuJ @ Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #954 kcriP elttiL A tsuJ

PH4 #954

BIZZARO PRICKS BACKWARDS HASH!

Who? Just a little prick

Where? 609 se 180th ave. Portland Oregon

What? an A'-A reverse hash laid by the humps very own JALP <=3

When? The most Wednesday of all Wednesday's, this Wednesday! Wednesday, June 26th. Leave for On-after around 6:30,
RA swings low around 7ish, the pack gets in from trail some time after.

Why? Because Prick is back assward more often then not and wants you to share in His delusions.

What to bring? All the things! Virgins! Visitors! Backsliders! Turn coats from other kennels! Map of Mt. Tabor and $5 cash money for the sexy wank with the book

When
Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
609 se 180th ave. Portland Oregon (map)
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Notification: PH4 #953 Mouthful @ Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #953 Mouthful

How is a Hash like botany lesson?

Grab your phone and your sense of adventure and join Mouthful in the Arboretum to find out….

When: June 19

Time: 6:30 p.m.

Where: Stevens Pavilion: 3119 SW Fairview Blvd, Portland, OR 97205

Cost: $5

Expectations: none

Prizes: They will be alcoholic

Bring: A modern phone equipped with camera and the ability to call up a map. Your sense of adventure. Shoes appropriate for grass and paved trails. Your sense of adventure. Photogenic clothing. Your sense of adventure. A thirst for cider. And your sense of adventure.

When
Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
Stevens Pavilion - 3119 SW Fairview Blvd, Portland OR 97205 (map)
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Notification: PH4 #952: Ski Free, Hash for $5 @ Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PDT) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #952: Ski Free, Hash for $5

PH4 #952: Ski Free, Hash for $5

Who: You've Got Tail

What: She's gonna make it so you've got trail.

Picture this:
You arrive to a 24/7 dive bar on a busy hump-day early evening. You're wearing your best something ridiculous because of course. You're ready for anything, provided it's not too long and it's not too thick.

Inspiration: Ski Free [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree]
Alternate Title: Hobo Slalom - Avoid the Abominable PDX Yeti Hobo(s)

Where: Tik Tok on Division
11215 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97266

When: Wednesday, June 12 - pack gathers for oral and social lubricants at 630, hare squeezes out at 7, pack follows shortly after.

What to bring: $5 local legal tender, friends, acquaintances, enemies, virgins, backsliders, thirst for beer, balance, utter lack of expectations, a map of Mt. Tabor. No dogs at bar, dogs on trail OK. You figure it out.

When
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
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