Reminder: PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!! @ Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!!

BIMBOS AND WANKERS! HASHERS IN ALL STAGES OF DECAY! On October 29th I invite you to empty your brains and PREPARE YOUR LIVERS!!! The time is nigh for our horde to once again shamble out into the streets of our fair city in search of brains and BEER!!! At...

PH4 #711- The 6th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE!!! Hash!!!

HARES: Cockbroker (in spirit), Naughty Girl, Shoots But Does Not Score, Tina Turnover, Just Lully, 10 Dix with Wings, Hareola, and...

WHAT: A to A'. A feast of Adults and Brains and Beverages and Bloodbags!

WHEN: Wednesday, October 29th. The Horde gathers at 6:30. Survivors flee at 7:00. The chase is on at 7:15!

WHERE: Old Lompoc Fifth Quadrant, NE Williams and Failing.

BRING: $5 Hash Cash . Your best ZOMBIE!!! costume. Headlamps. Spare livers (read: friends! Lots of friends! No, seriously, you're going to need them ;)). A vessel or new shoes in case you forget your vessel. Leave your dead dog Rover, bicycles and strollers at home.

Be sure to take the Eagle for that 'I just dug my way out of the grave to crash this party' look ;)

HAVING A DD OR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! And possibly calling in sick on Thursday....

ON AFTER: Back at Fifth Quadrant. If we're lucky they might have some Monster Mash on tap...

When
Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #710 Second Anal Survivor Hash! @ Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #710 Second Anal Survivor Hash!

The Infection Begins, AGAIN!!

That's right! You get to cum try to survive the night, if you can, AGAIN!

ZOMBIFIED HARES: Stinky in my Ass, Pabst Smear, Rip Van Tinkle, Trunk Monkee, Naughty Girl, & Ultra Twatathon

WHEN: Meet up @ 6:30pm, Zombie Hares off 7:15pm, Pack Survivors run for their lives 10 minutes later.

BRING: $5 hash cash, headlamps, vessels, new lightening fast shoes in which to run for your life!, sacrificial virgins to pass off to the zombies & your Best Survival Gear

START: The Soccer Field down the hill from the Elephant House Picnic Shelter within Washington Park, don't worry it looks like you don't have to pay to park after 5PM

TRAIL: The trail will be laid by the living dead, so expect a partially dead/partially live trail; one which will not be stroller, bike or pooch friendly. Remember you'll be running for your lives!! Please leave your dogs at home!

LEAVE AT HOME: Anyone that doesn't want to play by the rules. This trail concept will be a ton of fun if people will just follow simple instructions.

More detrails to follow!!

When
Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #709 Bottom Dollar Deflours Darkstar Porkestra @ Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #709 Bottom Dollar Deflours Darkstar Porkestra

PH4 #709 Bottom Dollar Deflours Darkstar Porkestra

Join Bottom and Darkstar for a cruisey romp in and out and in and out of Mt Tabor Park. cruisinggays.com had this to say about Mt Tabor Park: "You can expect a large variety of action. College guys seem to live in the area, and are looking for an experienced mouth to explode in. All kinds of guys are around and seem interested in serious action. Crowd: Busy place, but it's a big park, and there is room for all."

What: Darkstar's first time. A to A'

Where: The swing set east of SE 69th Ave & Mt Tabor Dr, 1060 SE 69th Ave, Portland, OR 97215

When: Pack congeals at 6:30, Hares away at 7:00, Drunken stumble sometime after

Bring: $5 hash cash, ID, A VESSEL, false moustache, jorts, pocket hanky, A VESSEL, shiggy socks, head lamp, condoms, virgins, A VESSEL, binoculars, lube, an alibi, and don't forget the poppers or your god damn vessel

For a refresher on your gay hanky code go here: http://user.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html

On After: Sewickly Addition 4901 S E Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR 97215

When
Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #708 Hit It and Quit It @ Wed Oct 8, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #708 Hit It and Quit It

Who: Hit it and Quit it

Where: Gabriel Park (North end). Park on Vermont street or in the parking lot off of 42 nd street.

What: Trail is A to A, adventure dog friendly, not bike friendly

Why: Hit it and Quit it has decided he hasn't hared the hump in far too long, so no one will know what kind of fucked up trail to expect.

Bring: $5 hash cash, A VESSEL, shiggy socks, virgins, A VESSEL, visitors, a headlamp, A VESSEL, and low standards.

When
Wed Oct 8, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: Ph4 #707 Nana, I Got a MaxiPad @ Wed Oct 1, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Ph4 #707 Nana, I Got a MaxiPad

PH4 #707 MaxiPad and Nana I got a Banana

When? Wednesday, October 1st. Meet up at 6:30, hare off at 7, pack gets off sometime after.

Where? Blasted Ballsack slough country. At the dead end of NE Riverside Parkway. The nearest address is 18990 NE Riverside Parkway. It's a chip factory. Keep going East on Riverside until is stops.

Bring? 5 dollar hash cash. Headlamps. Your cousin from Louisiana who knows a thing about swamps and swamp critters. Your cousin that youre currently banging. Your slippery wet virgins.Your Nana I got a Bananas. There's a 0.69% chance you'll get slightly damp so a dry change of at least socks and shoes might be nice.

Leave? Your babies, your bikes, your non-adventure dogs, and your sniveling at home.

On-After? TBT, probably the folds of you cousins sweet sweet titties.

When
Wed Oct 1, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Reminder: PH4 #706 Scent of Phormaldahyde @ Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #706 Scent of a Man & Phormaldahyde I'd Ride
PH4 #706 Scent of Formaldehyde
Wednesday, September 24

Who: Scent of a Man and Formaldehyde I'd Ride
Where: Sellwood Park
7951 SE 7th ave, 97202
(PARK IN SURROUNDING BLOCKS, signs say parking lot closes at dusk)
What: A-A' to get wet and dirty. Adventure dogs- sure. Babies and creepers with stroller fetishes- leave at home (the strollers, not the fetishists).
When: Meetup at 6:30, Hares off at 7pm

••••THERE WILL BE 'CC' (Clothing Change) MARKS ON TRAIL••••

Bring:
•$5 Hash Cash (Personal burial money)
•Toe tags to check into the morgue
•Warm Dry Medical Gowns (Dry clothes) for religion
•HEADLAMP & VESSEL
•Dead bodies for Formaldehyde
•Cryostasis chambers to keep the dead bodies in until religion
•Shiny new scented shoes
•Shiggy probing gloves
•Virgin sacrifices (dead or alive)
•More Headlamps. DARKNESS IS COMING. (We'll bring the formaldehyde)

Why: Formaldehyde and Scent wanted an excuse to get you all sweaty and drunk as they exhaust your bodies. Also, the last CC-marked trail where Shoots ended up in a pink sports bra was too great not to repeat.
Don't bother trying to catch Formaldehyde and take her pants, she'll probably already be naked anyway
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Reminder: PH4 #705 AGM ERECTIONS @ Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #705 AGM ERECTIONS

Who: Cock Jaw the Elbow Dropping Private Dick Raceist! (Possible super sexy co-hare as well)

Where:George Himes Park on the corner of SW Nebraska St. and SW Terwilliger Blvd.

What: An A-A' trail that includes shiggy, democrASSy, bribes and impossible to keep promises of hand jobs and ass play.

When:Circle Jerk w/ keg beer being used as lube starts @ 6:30. Campaign bribes and promises start @ 6:45. Hares away @ 7.

Bring: $5, a vessel, SHIGGY GEAR, dry bag with dry clothes, your vote, virgins, new shoes in lue of vessels and a thirst for beer!!

Why: Because Wednesday will be the most important day of your entire life. Seriously. The. Most. Important.

When
Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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