Notification: #1066 OH3 (Exit 69)? @ Sat Sep 23, 2017 12pm - 1pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

#1066 OH3 (Exit 69)?

Exit 69/OH3 Hash (Round 2)
**Note start location is in downtown Mosier at Mosier Company (902 2nd Ave.), camping is at the house.
**If you could kindly "like" the Facebook post if you are cumming, we can get a beer tally. All other admirers use whatever damn emoji you want.

Hares: Facial and Mystery Hare
Hash Cash: $5 for day trippers and a potluck item
Time: Saturday September 23. Hares off at 2pm.
Hound Friendly? Yes, just not in the house, pick up yer dog shit, bring a leash.
Kid Friendly? No (too many hazards on property)
Bring: Potluck item, vessel, forks and dishes, towel (group showers available) snake boots, rattlesnake roasting sticks, hawt firemen, axes for target practice, an apple for the teacher, and your archery set.

Crash space? Yes! (Saturday night) Bring your camping needs. Bring enough food and drink (or $ towards more) to get you through the night and morning. We are not planning extra food for afterwards or breakfast. Pick up booze/food in Portland or Hood River (there is no store in Mosier or stop lights for that matter). We are not planning too much sobriety, so beer runs to Hood River are unlikely.

Directions to the start:
Find a creative way to Hood River and bring a buddy. Remember road head is your friend on long drives. Stop in town and give the local businesses some love (shop, drink beer at Full Sail, Double Mountain, Full Sail, Pfriem, and Full Sail).

Continue East on 84. Get off on Exit 69 (Mosier).
Clean up your mess, if indeed a mess was made in the process of getting off.
Turn Right over the bridge over the RR tracks.
Follow the road around to the left as it passes the trailer park and the school.
Turn right on Main St. Mosier Company is on your left. Look for halfminds. Cider, mixed drinks, beer, wine, and food served.

Directions to the house (for on-after and camp set-up)
Continue up Main St.
Turn Left onto 3rd.
Turn Right up Husky. (It's just past a large retaining wall topped with a chain link fence.)
Go up the hill.
Turn Right onto Granite Dr.
We're the first house on the left. 960 Quartz Dr., Mosier
Green doublewide with a polebarn and a roundpen.

DO NOT PARK IN THE TALL GRASS, You'll likely start a fire which will consume your car and possibly my neighborhood. Please do not drive over the small concrete square in the front yard just off the deck. You'll likely end up with one of your vehicle's wheels falling through and dangling over our septic tank.

Give these guys some love too.
Rack and Cloth is open 4 pm in Mosier.
Amazing farm-to-table pizza. Cider, beer, wine. They sell growlers of their award winning cider.

When
Sat Sep 23, 2017 12pm – 1pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF (America's Next Cock Model) @ Fri Sep 22, 2017 9pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF (America's Next Cock Model)

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Fri Sep 22, 2017 9pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #862 Bottom Dollar @ Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #862 Bottom Dollar

Who: Bottom Dollar

Where: The top of Rocky Butte, meet up at top of the stairway.

When: Wednesday, September 20th. Meet up at 6:30 p.m., Hare leaves at 7:00, pack off at 7:15.

Why: You want to check out the Hump's latest RAs Naughty Girl and Shock The Beaver! Also beer.

Bring: $5 hash cash, headlamp, shiggy gloves, thirst for beer, love of hills, map of Mount Tabor

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Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4: Erections @ Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4: Erections

Detrails cumming soon!
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Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: OH3 #1065/STUMPTOWN H3 Combo @ Sat Sep 9, 2017 12pm - 1pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

OH3 #1065/STUMPTOWN H3 Combo

Cum One, Cum All! (Please follow the link to the FB event https://www.facebook.com/events/854377288048117/?ti=icl)
Please say you are Going, only if you are going to cum! We need an idea of who is cumming for food and beer.

Start is on the beech at Trail #5:

1. Hash cash is $15 to cover a great dinner and the extra drinking that day!

2. Cum early for parking (don't forget the Sauvie Island parking pass!), and just chill while the hares extract themselves from a super-shiggy scouting trip.

3. Bring: Shade, if you've got it. Sunscreen. Lube. A towel. Band-aids. Snakebite kit. A whistle. A floatie. A beach chair or picnic blanket. Shiggy socks. Water and Gatorade.

4. Full meal will be served after trail, Stump-style! We'll have circle in the river.

5. As always, we'll need help bringing in the tables and the food. If you've got a sturdy garden cart, this could really help. Please speak up and let Mouthful know you are willing to help set up or strike camp.

6. This is at a clothing-optional beach (this means most of the hashers will be nekkid).

7. A designated driver would be awesome. If you can't find one, we can help you get back to the bridge and you can call Lyft or Uber.

8. Trail is A-to A'. Shiggy level is about 3.69 at worst, briefly. We're including a few fun and unusual trail events, so everyone else needs to GET THEIR ASS ON TRAIL!

On on,

Your Hares: Eager Peevert, J-E-L-L-HO, Thanks for the Mammaries, and Testicles

Your Soup Jedi: Mouthful

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Sat Sep 9, 2017 12pm – 1pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF (Can't's Last!) @ Fri Sep 8, 2017 1pm - 2pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF (Can't's Last!)

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Fri Sep 8, 2017 1pm – 2pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #860: shoots but does not score @ Wed Sep 6, 2017 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #860: shoots but does not score

Detrails cumming soon!
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Wed Sep 6, 2017 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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