Notification: PH4 #740 Fuck Peter, I Diddled Her Millimeter @ Wed May 20, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #740 Fuck Peter, I Diddled Her Millimeter

Who: Fuck Her I Did and Peter Millimeter

When: Wednesday, May 20. Meetup at 6:30, hares off at 7pm

What: A-Strippers

Where: Lucky Devil Lounge, 633 Powell Blvd, Portland

Why: Who cares about these two wanks' trail when STRIPPERS!

Bring: $5 hash cash, map of St. Johns, $1bills for hobo blowies and lonely Coasties, non-waterproof cameras for sightseeing, a missing person to dispose of (really awesome place on trail for this), a VESSEL, and the usual "virgins" who keep coming back for every trail.

Not dog friendly. So don't ask us or we will lie and say it is.

When
Wed May 20, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #739 Whiney little Cunt, Barney Balls & Naughty Girl @ Wed May 13, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #739 Whiney little Cunt, Barney Balls & Naughty Girl

A-A Ice House 1200 Main St, Oregon City

More detrails cumming soon!

When
Wed May 13, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Event to Crash: Whiskeytown! (with a regula... @ Fri May 8 5pm - Sat May 9, 2015 12am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Event to Crash: Whiskeytown! (with a regularly scheduled TGIF nearby)

We will be infiltrating Whiskeytown! http://whiskeytownusa.strangertickets.com/

Hot damn we got swag, discounted tickets, a scavenger hunt, and at least one hasher pouring at one of the booths.

Where: NW Front & 17th
When: Friday, May 8th ticket is from 4-9. We have a special scavenger hunt from 6:30-8:30.
Cost: Use discounted promo code HASH2015 gives you $20/ticket for Friday and includes $6 in food/whiskey tokens.
http://whiskeytownusa.strangertickets.com/ (***Saturday cost below)

Why?
- They sought us out to offer us cheaper booze, let's encourage this behavior from the general public!
- There is not only whiskey but beer and more!
- Because there will be scavenger hunt! Start at 6:30 and finished by 8:30. More detrails to cum!
- Because you can head to Joe's Cellar afterwards. To avoid the freeway walk down 17th and turn right on Pettygrove till you hit 21st.


Regular TGIF

Where: Joe's Cellar - 1332 NW 21st Ave. It is an 11 minute walk from Whiskeytown
When: Happy hour is from 3-6. $2.50 domestic, $3 well, $.50 off draft.

Why?
- Because it is a dive bar
- Because we don't need to go here just when PORN is in town.
- Because maybe you spent all your whiskey money on hookers and blow.
- Because you are running late and missed whiskeytown so need to drown your fears in beer somewhere.


*** Saturday they are offering two-day tickets at only $45 and they include 3 tokens each day/$12 of drinks/food!

When
Fri May 8 5pm – Sat May 9, 2015 12am Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #738 Bad Prom Dress Hash @ Wed May 6, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #738 Bad Prom Dress Hash

It's Prom season and perfect weather to drag out that old prom dress (or tux) you've been holding on to and hash. Strut your stuff through St Johns on a never before laid hash trail.

What? Bad Prom Dress Hash (prize for best meaning worst prom dress)
Where? Sundown Pub 5903 N Lombard St
Who? Slut Machine
Why? Why not?

Detrails: A to walkable B, Manbearpig, bike and stroller friendly. Meet at 6:30, Harriette off at 7pm, pack to follow.

Bring $5 hash cash, vessel, virgin IDs, head lamp, limo driver, corsage or boutonniere for your date, low expectations

When
Wed May 6, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #738 Bad Prom Dress Hash @ Wed May 6, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #738 Bad Prom Dress Hash

It's Prom season and perfect weather to drag out that old prom dress (or tux) you've been holding on to and hash. Strut your stuff through St Johns on a never before laid hash trail.

What? Bad Prom Dress Hash (prize for best meaning worst prom dress)
Where? Sundown Pub 5903 N Lombard St
Who? Slut Machine
Why? Why not?

Detrails: A to walkable B, Manbearpig, bike and stroller friendly. Meet at 6:30, Harriette off at 7pm, pack to follow.

Bring $5 hash cash, vessel, virgin IDs, head lamp, limo driver, corsage or boutonniere for your date, low expectations

When
Wed May 6, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher: Bone N Hams is getting Old(er)! @ Fri Apr 24, 2015 4pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher: Bone N Hams is getting Old(er)!

Bone N Hams is getting old(er) and we are celebrating!

Where: Gilmore Meadow Lounge

When
Fri Apr 24, 2015 4pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Where
Meadow's Lounge, 5823 Southeast Johnson Creek Boulevard, Portland, OR 97206, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #736 The Tu-tu Challenge! Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky,... @ Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #736 The Tu-tu Challenge! Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky, Power Puker, & Shoots But Does Not Score

Who: Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky, Power Puker, & Shoots But Does Not Score

What: A tu-tu extravaganza through lovely Cedar Hills. This trail is guaratu-tued to be full of new trails, medium-light shiggy, tu-tus and a new beer check spot! And it's TU-TU! A-A' (within stumbling distance)

Where: West Tualatin View Elementary School Parking Lot; 8800 SW Leahy Rd., Portland, OR 97225

When: Meet at 6:30 wearing your tu-tu, hares leave at 7:00 in tu-tus, pack chases tu-tu clad hares at 7:15.

Why: Because it's a Tu-Tu hash! Because April Challenge! Because nothing can possibly go wrong with 4 hares! Because HUMP HASH! Oh and did we mention AWESOME weather?! Perfect for wearing tu-tus and exploring some new trail!

Bring: Tu-tus! $5 hash cash, a VESSEL, virgins, I.D. for virgins, tu-tus headlamps, tu-tus, shiggy socks, map of mt. tabor, cane for grandpa shoots, tu-tus, Vessel, TU-Tus, firemen for 60-K, oh and that April Challenge sheet.

Want to make a home-made tutu? Check out some online videos! (It's really easy- just need elastic, tulle, and scissors!)

How to Make a Tutu | Easy Homemade No Sew Tutu Skirt Tutorial for DIY Tutus

https://youtu.be/P0U9yZTStGw

When
Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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