Notification: PH4 #755 Clownmydia, Bottom Dollar, Reefer Sadness, & Pri... @ Wed Sep 2, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #755 Clownmydia, Bottom Dollar, Reefer Sadness, & Private Snowball

Who: Clownmydia, Bottom Dollar, Reefer Sadness, & Visiting Hare Private Snowball

Why: Clownmydia hates you. Bottom Dollar is getting older. Reefer Sadness is groovy in the woods. Private Snowball wants to give you a gift in the woods.

Where: Jolly Roger at John's Landing
(5627 Southwest Kelly Avenue Portland, OR 97239)

When: Meet up @ 6:30, hare away before you arrive, pack away at 7:15 sharp. Trail is A-A'.

Bring: $5 hash cash, SHIGGY gear, HEADLAMPS, VESSELS, new shoes, punching glove to punch the hares in the dick after trail, dry bag and virgins to sacrifice on trail.

Leave: Rascist attire, your mom (unless she puts out), strollers, dogs, cats, your dignity and self respect.

Notes for Visitors: Trail will indeed be shiggy (do not let starting in the city fool you). BRING A VESSEL! We are NW hippies and don't like to waste resources. Keg at end (as always at the Humpin) so you need a vessel to drink. Thus "new shoes" = "vessels". You drink out of both. Trail will be live laid. Catch us and you get our pants. Almost all Humpin' Hashes have 2 Beer Checks on trail. Normal distance is 3-5 miles.

When
Wed Sep 2, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF: Hood To Coast Beer Check and "Oak Parks Adventures ... @ Fri Aug 28, 2015 4pm - 10:30pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF: Hood To Coast Beer Check and "Oak Parks Adventures Brought to you by a Flaming $2 Production"

TGIF Featured Hashers: Hood To Coast R@cists!

"I committed the heinous crime of alcohol abuse once and decided to punish myself by riding in a van with a bunch of smelly hashers and periodically running many miles in an event that says I shouldn't bring any alcohol"
- Hashers Running Hood To Coast

What? (The more words you read the better the beer will taste*)

Beer Check for H2C as well as playing at Oaks Park after.
(I am volunteering for the Red Dress Express at the ass crack of dawn at the coast on Saturday so if someone wants to help with the clean up/maintenance so I can get to that I would be grateful in many many ways......)

*** Important Beer Availability Information***
- We are not getting a keg!
- I will be buying some 30 racks and cups to hand out beer to r@cists
- Some dollars or extra beer are greatly welcomed

***What you can/should bring***
- Signs for cheering
- Signs for saying we have beer and not water. Non hashers still don't understand the joy of running for beer and get confused
- Dollars or extra beer.
- If someone has a table or cooler they want to bring that would be awesome.

Where?
Muddy Rudder - 8105 SE 7th Ave - http://muddyrudderpdx.com/
Marks will lead to the beer check location. $2 and Flaming will lead you to Oaks Park

When?
Happy hour is from 4pm - 6pm and features alcohol.

Beer check will probably start around 4 and go as long as people stay interested. Please check back for updates on FB.

(If the H2C runners could give a heads up on their arrival we can try to not drink all the beer by the time they get there.......)

Oaks Park is open till 10 so stay out and play with your fellow hashers! Ask $2 and Flaming more about this.

Why?
- Beer!
- Oaks Park's final open weekend!
- One week to IAH!
- TGIF!!!
- Because I remembered to hit "save" for the calendar this time
- To share the sweet nectar of beer with those r@cists!
- Beer!
- I'm posting this on Wednesday instead of Friday so you know you can make it!
- * Hare lies

When
Fri Aug 28, 2015 4pm – 10:30pm Pacific Time
Where
The Muddy Rudder Public House, 8105 Southeast 7th Avenue, Portland, OR 97202, United States (map)
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Notification: TGIF: Adventure! Brought to you by a Flaming $2 Production @ Fri Aug 28, 2015 (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF: Adventure! Brought to you by a Flaming $2 Production

Detrails cumming to a happy hour near you!
When
Fri Aug 28, 2015
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Notification: PH4 #754 World's Worst Lay @ Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #754 World's Worst Lay

Hare: World's Worst Lay

A:A. Dogs OK. No wheels..

When: Wednesday, August 26 . Meet up 6:30 p.m. Hare off at 7:00 p.m. Pack off at 7:15 p.m.

Where: SE 9605 Eastview Dr. Park on Eastview and on Ridgway Dr

The worst fer sure. Put it on your steak, on your sausage or even on your lasagna. Spread it all around. Either way you're gonna down down. Good beer heals all wounds. No swill! Clothes free options!

Bring: $5 hash cash, Virgins, headlamp, headlamp batteries, VESSELS, GPS, muscle relaxers, splint, shiggy socks, black widow anti-venom, black widows, your parents if they are single, your grandparents if they are single.

On After: Area 52, 6912 SE 52nd.

When
Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher: Fallen Cum Rag!!! @ Fri Aug 21, 2015 4pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher: Fallen Cum Rag!!!

TGIF Featured Hasher: Fallen Cum Rag!

"There I was drunk at Gold Rush on the ABC hash. Another hasher fell into a ditch (not the Ditch Bitch ditch, another ditch) and being the loving, considerate, sweet hasher that I am, proclaimed to the other drunken stragglers 'Leave her! we can't help her anymore, she's too far behind!' At the next hash I was called up for leaving a hasher behind like a used blast rag."
- Fallen Cum Rag

Where?
Excape - 9004 NE Sandy Blvd - http://escapebar.wix.com/escape#!menu/cm65

When?
Happy hour is from 4pm - 6pm and features .50 off well, $1.50 coors light

Why?
- Beer!
- When was the last time you saw Fallen?
- Two weeks to IAH!
- When was the last time you saw a blast rag?
- When was the last time you had a beer? (You know it has already been too long)
- Beer!

When
Fri Aug 21, 2015 4pm – 11pm Pacific Time
Where
Escape, 9004 Northeast Sandy Boulevard, Portland, OR 97220, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #753 The 9th Anal Pirate Hash from Slut Machine!!! @ Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #753 The 9th Anal Pirate Hash from Slut Machine!!!

When? Wednesday, August 19th

Where? The Twilight Room 5242 N Lombard St

NOTE: PLEASE PARK BEHIND THE TWILIGHT ROOM ON HEREFORD IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT. The owner of the Twilight has been gracious enough to make arrangements with them to keep the gates open. Please be respectful and do not prelube or leave garbage behind.

Hares: The Saucy Wenches Slut Machine and Buttgirl

The Crew: 5 Alarm Pussy, Eager Peevert, Sex O Fence aka "The Duke", Dale Plog (Shoots), Chugga Hasher, Manberry Cuntcake, 60K9, Death Cab for Shootie and Crab Shaft.

What? The Pirate Hash, you scurvy bastards! We will have rum tasting provided by Distilling Head (who said head) from 5:30--7pm. The Blue Moon girls will be sampling their new White IPA and handing out shwag along with "challenges" to hype things up. Capt Slappy, founder of "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" will be making an appearance with his posse. So be ready for some photo opportunities! Prizes for the best Bimbo and Wanker costume, giveaways, and a water balloon battle for those who want to get WET! Burried treasures, Hector the skeleton and much more. Did I mention rum punch, pudding shots and non-alcoholic beverages provided besides water????

DETRAILS: A--A', Meet at 6:30, hares off between 7--7:15pm, hounds to follow. Bring $5 hash cash, VESSEL NEEDED ON TRAIL, head lamp if circle goes late. Dog friendly, DOGS MUST BE KEPT ON LEASH AT RUM CHECK, NO EXCUSES. Bike friendly....and NO we ARE NOT ending at Slut Machines house so do not show up there, do not park there, I have guests in town. Show up, pay your hash cash and run or walk the trail like a real pirate.

When
Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Event: Organic Brew Festival! @ Fri Aug 14, 2015 4pm - 7pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Event: Organic Brew Festival!

When
Fri Aug 14, 2015 4pm – 7pm Pacific Time
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