Notification: PH4 #801 XXX-MAS in July @ Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #801 XXX-MAS in July

What: A TOY DONATION HASH followed by a POTLUCK (hot dogs provided) before religion!

How: Dress in festive and sexy Christmas attire because "Santa Can't" and his saucy helper "Bacon" are going to stop at a Fire Station to donate toys for the Toy'N'Joy program. Bring a new and unwrapped toy (you can get them cheap at the dollar store or spend as much as you can afford anywhere else). You can also make a cash donation to The American Red Cross and you will be rewarded with a commemorative koozie!

Bring: $5 Hash Cash, a NEW AND UNWRAPPED TOY, a potluck dish, all of your lingerie, your naughtiest behavior, a vessel for you and all of your virgins, another fistful of dollars (or all of your change) for koozies, a thirst for beer, and the lowest of expectations!

Where: Westmoreland City Park! Meet @ the corner of SE 22nd Ave and SE Rex St. Circle Jerk starts @ 6:30 and hares are away @ 7pm

Why: Honestly, Slut Machine was kind enough to deflour me 6yrs ago on this trail and, even though it's generally a pavement pounder, it's my favorite trail of the year. The hash is at its best when it's helping out others. When you lose your house to a fire, the firemen show up and try to save as much as they can, including lives. The Red Cross is the next group to show up offering shelter and minimal material goods to help you get back on your feet. The Toy 'N' Joy foundation works with the Fire Bureau and helps comfort kids (teenagers as well) with toys in an effort to bring back a smile to a sad face. Thanks in advance you Halfminds. I love you all!

When
Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #800 The 800th Humpin' Hash @ Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #800 The 800th Humpin' Hash

What: The 800th running of the Portland Humpin' Hash House Harriers! A-A' trail with Dry Car

Where: Sandy Hut, 1430 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland, OR 97232

Who: Ditch Bitch & Bottom Dollar deflour Bummer Hummer, who has some how never hared in 5 years of hashing!

When: Pack invades the start at 6:30, hares do what hares do at 7:00, pack tries to catch hares for the 800th time after that.

Why: Because the Hump has been humpin along for the past 800 Wednesdays and you like to drink.

When
Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Gambler meet up @ The Ponderosa Lounge inside Jubitz... @ Fri Jul 8, 2016 1pm - 2pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Gambler meet up @ The Ponderosa Lounge inside Jubitz Truck Stop.

Where: The Ponderosa Lounge 10350 N Vancouver Way

When: The Happiest of all hours are from 3-6pm and feature $3.50 wells, $4 micros and $2.75 domestic drafts

Why: Two reasons. 1) Starting @ 7pm the lovely Whore Knob will be slinging drinks for you Halfminds in the bar! 2) Your attendance for this parade of fancy looking Junkers are as close to any sort of glory the Gamblers will get. Come make them feel proud, even if they have no reason to be proud.

When
Fri Jul 8, 2016 1pm – 2pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #799 All Star Team Up Hash II: This Time With the Bad... @ Wed Jul 6, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #799 All Star Team Up Hash II: This Time With the Bad Guys

Who: The Joker (Bottom Dollar), Harley Quinn (Scent of a Man), Mr. Freeze (Rear Admiral), Poison Ivy (Don't Ask About Anal), and Bowser (Jacket Off).

Where: Sellwood Park, the parking lot near SE 7th and SE Malden.

What: An A-A costume hash, dress up as your favorite super hero/villian! Trail will definitely not involve torture and bleeding. Bank heists are a maybe.

When: Ass-embling begins at 6:30, bad guys get away using an obscenely complicated plan at 7:00, chase begins after.

Why: Because you forgot to get tickets to The Wizard World Comic Con 6 months ago and you have been dieing to put on a cape and spandex in public.

Bring: $5 Hash cash, A VESSEL FOR REALISES, virgins, visitors, side kicks for torturing, convoluted origin story, weird animal themed gadgets, Map of the Batcave, shiggy armor, shiggy gloves, Headlamps for the underbrush, thirst for justice or chaos.

When
Wed Jul 6, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY PUB CRAWL @ Fri Jul 1 11pm - Sat Jul 2, 2016 12am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY PUB CRAWL

Save your $10 bills for the Stump this week and cash them in for ten $1 bills instead, eh! We have some celebrating to do! Eager Peevert and Rub'er Tits are ensuring they will never be left at a wank or a boob check again 'till death do they part. Cum Monday evening, these two are getting married, eh! Please try your best to get consent for one last cop and feel as they pub crawl on the east side, eh.

Where: Ron Toms 600 E. Burnside out on the patio.

When: The happiest of all hours are from 3-6:30pm and feature $1 off well drinks (that means you can save that extra dollar for Union Jacks!)

Why: Because soon they'll need witnesses to testify that their relationship is based on more than just sex and citizenship, eh.

When
Fri Jul 1 11pm – Sat Jul 2, 2016 12am Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #798 The 2016 Running of the Bullshit @ Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #798 The 2016 Running of the Bullshit

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When
Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: OH3 / Dead Whores Combo Campout @ Sat Jun 25, 2016 10pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

OH3 / Dead Whores Combo Campout

Who: MaxiPad and Can't Finish...

When: Saturday June 25th. Circle Jerk and Clam Bump start at Noon. Hares away at 1pm-ish hash time.

Where: Wyeth Campground, Wyeth Rd, Cascade Locks, OR 97014. Halfminds that show up day of with no plans of camping are encouraged to carpool and to park on Wyeth Rd before the campground. There are no other parking spots.

Bring: $10 Hash Cash (this includes dinner!), $20 extra if you want to camp (INCLUDES GIVEAWAY), Technu, FIREWOOD, Shiggy Gear, water wings, hashing in swimming trunks is highly advised, bear whistle, FIREWOOD, torch making material, ankle braces for your weak ankles, a Canadian Tuxedo, FIREWOOD, a trailer for hauling back scrap metal, dowsing rods, your endurance and a thirst for beer.

When
Sat Jun 25, 2016 10pm – 11pm Pacific Time
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