Notification: TGIF Featured Hasher: Bone N Hams is getting Old(er)! @ Fri Apr 24, 2015 4pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hasher: Bone N Hams is getting Old(er)!

Bone N Hams is getting old(er) and we are celebrating!

Where: Gilmore Meadow Lounge

When
Fri Apr 24, 2015 4pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Where
Meadow's Lounge, 5823 Southeast Johnson Creek Boulevard, Portland, OR 97206, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #736 The Tu-tu Challenge! Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky,... @ Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #736 The Tu-tu Challenge! Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky, Power Puker, & Shoots But Does Not Score

Who: Sixty K9, Smell My Pinky, Power Puker, & Shoots But Does Not Score

What: A tu-tu extravaganza through lovely Cedar Hills. This trail is guaratu-tued to be full of new trails, medium-light shiggy, tu-tus and a new beer check spot! And it's TU-TU! A-A' (within stumbling distance)

Where: West Tualatin View Elementary School Parking Lot; 8800 SW Leahy Rd., Portland, OR 97225

When: Meet at 6:30 wearing your tu-tu, hares leave at 7:00 in tu-tus, pack chases tu-tu clad hares at 7:15.

Why: Because it's a Tu-Tu hash! Because April Challenge! Because nothing can possibly go wrong with 4 hares! Because HUMP HASH! Oh and did we mention AWESOME weather?! Perfect for wearing tu-tus and exploring some new trail!

Bring: Tu-tus! $5 hash cash, a VESSEL, virgins, I.D. for virgins, tu-tus headlamps, tu-tus, shiggy socks, map of mt. tabor, cane for grandpa shoots, tu-tus, Vessel, TU-Tus, firemen for 60-K, oh and that April Challenge sheet.

Want to make a home-made tutu? Check out some online videos! (It's really easy- just need elastic, tulle, and scissors!)

How to Make a Tutu | Easy Homemade No Sew Tutu Skirt Tutorial for DIY Tutus

https://youtu.be/P0U9yZTStGw

When
Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #735 Naughty Girl & Bottom Dollar de-flour Just Aaron @ Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #735 Naughty Girl & Bottom Dollar de-flour Just Aaron

Who: Naughty Girl and Bottom Dollar de-flour 'still' Just Aaron

What: A to A'

When: Wednesday, April 15. Gather at 6:30, hares off at 7, pack to f ollow at 7:15

Where: Crackerjacks, NW 28th and Thurman.

Bring: $5 hash cash, a vessel, new shoes, headlamp, virgins, ID for your virgins

When
Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF Featured Hashers: EZ Chair, Sixty K9 (birthday!) and... @ Fri Apr 10, 2015 4pm - 11pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF Featured Hashers: EZ Chair, Sixty K9 (birthday!) and Bloody Ball Dropper (birthday)!!!

"I went hashing on valentine's day and somehow got on the topic of s&m and admitted to Cougaroos that i liked using men as furniture."
- EZ Chair

"So there I was at Hooper Hill, drunk as a skunk and naked as a jay bird except for my ball cap and sandals. My amazing other half, Trashy Snatch, asked me to hold a bowling ball in one hand and drink a beer in the other so she could immortalize the moment in a photo. I struck my pose, she snapped the photo, and then I dropped the bowling ball.......right on a muggle's bald he@d** who decided to join the photo with me. You can imagine the amount of blood and thus my naming."
- Bloody Ball Dropper
**No muggles were permanently maimed or injured in the making of this hash name.

Origin story contest, submit your guesses now! No prize awarded for the real story.
- Sixty K9

Where: Shanghai Tunnels 211 SW Ankeny St (Go to the bar, not the tour company!)

When: Drinking hours. People usually show up around 6ish

Why?
- Dude! EZ Chair is visiting!!!! Get your time in while you can!
- 60-K9's birthday! Every rotation around the sun and that lady just gets better and better!
- Because Bloody Ball Dropper's birthday! How can you not dig this guy? :)
- Because TGIF isn't part of the April Challenge thank god!
- Because the weather should be awesome and it never rains in Portland.
- Because EZ Chair rocks your socks!

When
Fri Apr 10, 2015 4pm – 11pm Pacific Time
Where
Shanghai Tunnel, 211 Southwest Ankeny Street, Portland, OR 97204, United States (map)
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Notification: PH4 #734 Flosses With Pubes & 60 K-9 @ Wed Apr 8, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #734 Flosses With Pubes & 60 K-9

Who: Flosses With Pubes & 60 K-9

What: A glorious, challenging April hash through the rough and tough streets of North Portland. A-A

Where: Woodlawn City Park, meet near NE 11th and NE Oneonta St.

When: The orgy lubes up at 6:30, hares get off 7:00, Pack cums after...

Why: Because Flosses With Pubes and 60 K-9 have been planning what can only be described as one of the best trails in all of recorded history (stick that in your Shiggys) and everyone needs to cum!

Bring: $5 hash cash, a VESSEL, virgins, I.D. for virgins, headlamps, Destruction Repellent, Rawhide, thirst for beer, spare/makeshift shiggys, that April Challenge sheet.

When
Wed Apr 8, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: Ball Buster Trail @ Sat Apr 4, 2015 9am - 10am (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Ball Buster Trail

The Ball Buster meet up @ 9:30 with Hares Away @ 10am sharp.

Who: Can't Finish...
Where: Same Location as the OH3
45°49'53.5"N 123°02'47.5"W
When: Meet up @ 9:30. Hate away at 10am sharp.
What: A-A trail. Pavement. Bike friendly.
Bring: $5, dry clothes for the OH3, a snack before the OH3.
Why: April Challenge

When
Sat Apr 4, 2015 9am – 10am Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #733 Bottom Dollar & Shoots But Does Not Score's Apri... @ Wed Apr 1, 2015 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #733 Bottom Dollar & Shoots But Does Not Score's April Fools Day Hash

Who: Bottom Dollar & Shoots But Does Not Score

What: An A-A' Hash on April 1st, also a challenge designed for fools.

When: Wednesday, March 32nd. Religion begins at 6:30, Hounds get off at 7:00, and Hares hang out at the bar afterwards.

Where: Kilt, 4336 SE Woodstock (listed as Fenders on Google Maps) It's the Grand Opening of Rectal Rooter's new bar, meet in the back room reserved for us!!! Enjoy the company of others by carpooling or with strangers on transit: Bus 19 and Bus 75 are right near the bar and Bus 10 and Bus 71 are close by!

Why: Because Kilt is having its Grand Opening and we have never been kicked out of that place (yet) or maybe because you are all fools who want to complete the April Challenge or maybe you just want some beer.

Don't Bring: $5 million hash cash, virgins, VESSELS, I.D for virgins, kilts, silly hats, a sense of fun, shiggy armor (seriously), dry clothes (not seriously), knowledge of all checks known to hashers (not not seriously), April Challenge form.

ON AFTER: KILT!!!

When
Wed Apr 1, 2015 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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