Notification: PH4 #821 Too Hot to Trot @ Wed Dec 7, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #821 Too Hot to Trot

Who: Too Hot to Trot

What: You're gettin' a refreshing A - A jaunt around the sloping hills of SW due to the Hare's lack of foresight.

Where: IBU - 4439 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy, Portland, OR 97221

When: Wednesday, December 6th, 2016. Meet at 6:30. Hare off at 7ish. Pack off shortly after that

Why: Because apparently it'll be "nice" weather before the maybe shit show o' snow and also thanks to the hare's previous vehicle screwing the environment, thanks Obama VW. **Hare's previous plans went to hell due to not having a car! Wheeee!**

What to Bring: $5 hash cash, headlamps m'kay, hapless virgins, your thirst, the bestest Joe Biden memes and your purdy faces.

When
Wed Dec 7, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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Notification: Poontango TGIF @ Sellwood Public House @ Fri Dec 2, 2016 4pm - 5pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Poontango TGIF @ Sellwood Public House

TGIF song of the week is an original song by POONTANGO called "69 miles".

POONTANGO TGIF @ Sellwood Public House

Where: Sellwood Public House
8132 SE 13th Ave. & Tenino (upstairs)

When: The happiest of all hours are from Open-6pm and feature $.50 off wells and drafts as well as $1 off the entire menu.

Why: Poontango is now a licensed therapist, is quitting her job, is soon fleeing the country for suspicious reasons, and would love for you to celebrate her half minded life decisions.

When
Fri Dec 2, 2016 4pm – 5pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #820 2 Fast 2 Curious @ Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #820 2 Fast 2 Curious

Who: 2 Fast 2 Curious

What: An A-A romp around NoPo to help us to burn off all of the food (re: booze) that we consumed in order to survive the holiday weekend

Where: Sloan's Tavern - 36 N. Russel St

When: Wednesday, November 30th, 2016. Meet up at 6:30. Hare off at 7:00, pack to follow 7:15ish. All times are HST.

Why: Because your lovely hare raiser guilted her fellow misman members to sign up to hare (before acting like a TRUE hare raiser and getting people drunk at the 12 step hash and recruiting suitable hashers to fill her empty slots the good 'ol fashioned way)

What to bring: $5 hash cash. HEADLAMPS. Virgins. Visitors. Map of Mt. Tabor, Thanksgiving leftovers, ideas of ways to mess with the hash flash when he puts me in charge of his camera for the week (dick pics, galore!)

When
Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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Notification: TGIF @ Mulligan's Bar and Grill @ Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:45pm - 4:45pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF @ Mulligan's Bar and Grill

Where: Mulligan's Bar and Grill 3518 SE Hawthorne St.

When: The happiest of all hours are from 4-7pm and feature $1 off wells and drafts

Why: We all need a place to gather a discuss the lack of memes being used on the FB page and how we, as a community, can combat that.

When
Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:45pm – 4:45pm Pacific Time
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PH4 Hash Calendar
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Notification: PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pu... @ Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pussy, Slut Machine, and WWVE

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PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pussy, Slut Machine, and WWVE

Where: Tavern on Denver 8234 N Denver Avenue Portland, OR 97217
** THE START BAR IS CASH ONLY **

Who: We already told you who.

What: 4th Anal 12 Step Hash. If you don't know what that means you should probably cum. Really.

When: Wednesday* November 23rd, 2016. Meet up at 6:30. Hares off at 7:00, pack to follow 7:15ish. All times are HST.

Why: First, because you are powerless. Secondly, it's that special time of year; the time when past, present and future hashers cum together to make bad choices. Kick off the holiday season off right and prepare for your dysfunctional family gatherings by waking up still drunk. PH4 knows how to do hashing right.

What to bring: $5 hash cash. HEADLAMPS. Virgins. A Slut Machine**. Beer bong, warm clothes for outdoor action, copy of Alcoholics Anonymous and/or Guide to 12 Step Traditions, a mighty thirst for beer and a wide variety of malt beverages. Various useless punctuation and poor diction.Uber/Lyft app. Condoms, French ticklers and stamina. ** CASH FOR START BAR **

What else: Bike friendly but you can still get a DUI on a bike, super not kid friendly***, super MAX friendly, dog friendly if your dog likes beer and is super friendly.

* For future reference Wednesday is when the PH4 normally hashes.
** If you cannot provide your own Slut Machine one will be provided for you.
***The Surgeon General has advised this hash is not good for pregnant women or nursing mothers.

When
Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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PH4 Hash Calendar
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Notification: PH4 #818: Sac Galifainakis @ Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #818: Sac Galifainakis

Where: Railside Pub 5301 NE Portland Hwy, Portland, OR 97218

Who: Sac Galifainakis

What: An A to A Portland Humpin' Hash that will probably be very similar to PH4 #578. With covered patio for religion!

When: Wednesday November 16th, 2016. Meet up at 6:30. Hare off at 7:00, pack to follow 7:15ish. All times are HST.

Why: Don't listen to the liars who attended last month's Beaver Hash.

What to bring: $5 hash cash. HEADLAMPS. Virgins. Slut Machine and Hot Tub Slime Machine. AGM to be hash cash. Extra $$ for food. Sac will spend the cash he would usually spend on orange food for more beer! Contact the hare directly if you have dietary restrictions and require orange food every Wednesday.

What else: Bike friendly, Check back or check facebook closer to date regarding dogs.

**LIMITED PARKING, CARPOOL RECOMENDED. Parking is available next door at the pest control place after 6pm, but don't leave your car there overnight**

When
Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #817 A Post-Election 'Murica themed trail @ Wed Nov 9, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #817 A Post-Election 'Murica themed trail

Who: 10 Dix with Wings and Poontango

When: November 9th. Pack meets at 6:30. Hares away at 7:00 pm. Pack away shortly after that.

What: A post-erection 'Murica themed trail. There will be a different start (and different trails) depending on who wins.

Where: If Hilary wins...Barlow Tavern. 6008 N Greeley Avenue
If Trump wins...Florida Room 435 N. Killingsworth St.

Why: Because regardless of which way this erection goes, we're all going to need a drink.

Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, visitors, nasty women, bad hombres, tools to tear down walls, your passport so they'll let you into Canada, headlamps, a thirst for beer, buttered toast, make America great again hats (best if worn ironically), new shoes, a willingness to sign up to hare (shameless plug)

When
Wed Nov 9, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Who
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