Notification: PH4 #983 Stinkfinger @ Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #983 Stinkfinger

When
Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
Wallace Park - NW 25th and Raleigh (map)
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator
Stinkfinger

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Notification: PH4 #982 Just a Little Prick @ Wed Jan 8, 2020 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #982 Just a Little Prick

When
Wed Jan 8, 2020 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
Clearys (map)
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator
PH4 #982

Who? JUST A LITTLE PRICK

What? an a-a' 6 year analversary hash with covered on in. AND FIRE!

When? Wednesday, Jan 8th. Meet up at 630, hare stumbles off at 7, pack follows some time after.

Where? Cleary's Sports Bar

234 SE 181st Ave
Portland, OR 97233
United States

Why? Because Prick should know better by now.

What to bring? Headlamp! Wet weather gear, map of tabor, thirst for beer! $5 for the book.

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Notification: PH4 #981 Pabst Smear @ Wed Jan 1, 2020 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #981 Pabst Smear

When
Wed Jan 1, 2020 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Calendar
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Who
Hare Raiser - creator
PH4 #981: And a Pabsty New Year

Who: Pabst Smear

What: A New Years Day Trail

Where: Milwaukie Bay Park - 11211 SE McLoughlin Blvd, Milwaukie

When: Pack gathers at 6:30 to bitch about the lack of new jokes in the detrails, Hare heads out at 7, pack chases shortly later.

What to bring: Virgins, backsliders, new shoes, noise makers, silly hats, a headlamp, 2020 nudie calendars, $5 for the wank with the book, and map of Mt Tabor.

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Notification: PH4 #980 Shock the Beaver and Log Jammer @ Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #980 Shock the Beaver and Log Jammer

When
Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator
PH4 #980: A Humpin' Christmas!

Who: Shock the Beaver and Log Jammer

What: A-A trail with fancy lights. Warm beverage check likely. ***White Elephant Gift Exchange to Follow***

Where: Triple Nickel Pub - 3646 SE Belmont St

When: Pack gathers at 6:30 to compare White Elephant gifts, Hare makes off with the best one at 7, pack chases shortly later.

What to bring: WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT: Bring that hash worthy gift you have been saving all year or re-wrap your least favorite gift from earlier in the day to exchange with your half-mind family.

Also, virgins, backsliders, new shoes, antique vibrators, used buttplugs, taxidermied pets, fruitcake, a headlamp, and a gift-wrapped map of Mt Tabor.

Note the lack of hash cash listed above. Your White Elephant gift will be your hash cash.

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Notification: PH4 #979 Hardigan Hares Again @ Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #979 Hardigan Hares Again

When
Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Where
Sellwood Public House - 8132 SE 13th Ave (map)
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
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Who: Hardigan Sweater

What: A poorly conceived trail celebrating Brexit

Why: In honor of Britain shooting itself in the dick just to ensure it still gets to shoot itself in the dick again later, Hardigan will shoot himself in the dick. Figuratively.

Where: Sellwood Public House - 8132 SE 13th Ave

When: Pack meets up for pre-bitching at 6:30 PM, hare tries to make a soft exit at 7, the pack spends so much time arguing about the details of departure, the bar kicks them out sometime later.

Bring: £5 hash cash, a history of the Troubles, a copy of the Act of Union (for burning), cranium lights, a dry bag with warm clothes, Belgian beer that you won't be able to get soon, chalk for the inevitable difficult checks, thirst for beer, and a map of Scafell Pike.

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Notification: PH4 #978 Bottom Dollar @ Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #978 Bottom Dollar

When
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator
Who:  Bottom Dollar 


Where:  Ex Novo Brewery 2326 N Flint Ave, Portland, OR 97227


When:  Pack meets up for pre bitching at 6:30 PM, hare confidently takes off at 7:00 precisely to appease the Tyrant of the OH3, the pack takes off whenevar to appease the PH4 mismanagement


Why:  A long time ago the PH4 was so big that Full Moon crossovers were no longer fun to do.  Now that the PH4 is no longer fun, we hope to at least make it big with the OH3 Full Moon


Bring: $5 hash cash, A POTLUCK DISH TO SHARE, cranium lights, cold medicine so shit gets wild, chalk for the inevitable difficult checks, thirst for beer, love of the full moon.

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Notification: PH4 #977 Renegade TrustMe Field Trip Hash @ Wed Dec 4, 2019 6:30pm - 10pm (PST) (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #977 Renegade TrustMe Field Trip Hash

When
Wed Dec 4, 2019 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time - Los Angeles
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator
Renegade PH4!

Who? The PH4 misman

What? An EARLY START- LATE FINISH
super secret squirrel Renegade trail.

When? Wednesday December 4th, meet up at 5230 SE Long St at 2:30pm. Shuttle off at 3:00. THIS IS NOT HASH STANDARD TIME! Due to traffic and time constraints, hash shuttle will be leaving at 3:00.

When will I be home? Late. Probably pushing into Thursday morning. Now is a good time to start planing your excuse for calling in sick. Or suck it up and work through the hang over like a champ like misman is going to do.

Why? Because the GM was drunk and had an idea during a "mismanagement meeting," the rest of us where drunk and decided it was a good idea.

What to bring? Snacks, van edition of the Kama Sutra, head lamps, road sodas to share, new shoes. Virgins if you hate them, a song, a joke, and a body part to share, $5 hash cash, gas money or willingness to give shuttle Cpt JaLP road head.

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