Notification: PH4 #811 Mad Max Hashpocalypse with Jacket Off & Rear Adm... @ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #811 Mad Max Hashpocalypse with Jacket Off & Rear Admiral

Who: Jacket Off & Rear Admiral

What: Hashpocalypse Mad Max style

Where: the wastelands of SE Portland (furnburg park(se furnberg st & se 70th))

When: Wednesday September 28th, 2069
Meet 645pm, hare off 7, hounds off 715

Why:  because the world is going to hell in a hand basket, and you need to get drunk like no tomorrow

What to bring: $5 hash cash, vessels, bug spray, gambler vehecle, map to dry land,  bottle caps, postman uniform, radx, AOL cd, leather jackets, pip boy 3000, virgin sacrifice for the windmill god!

This is an A to A' trail
Dog ok

Hare Raiser note: bring your cranium lamps. Or don't. But then don't blame me if you get lost.

Welcome to the apocalyptic suburban wasteland of SE Portland! Do you have what it takes to survive in the lawless wastes and find the three things you're going to need to make it to the on in? Water (there's a lot of water in beer, right) Ammo (what do you need ammo for? To take shots!) and Fuel (guaranteed what's in the gas can will fuel you through the trail) come prepared for shiggy, and hash like there's no tomorrow!

When
Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: Beaver H3 @ Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:15pm - 6:15pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Beaver H3

BEAVER H3!

When: Tuesday Sept 27th

Where: Col Summers Park on the corner of SE 16th and SE Taylor St.

When: BYOB Beaver Bumpin' starts @ 6:30. Your hare, Can't Finish, moonwalks out @ 7pm with a 2 min HEAD start.

Bring: $5, YOUR ID, sunscreen, bug spray, HEADlamp and dry clothes!

Why: There will be an extra, EXTRA SPECIAL Beer Check -AND- this is likely the last hash of the year that will be warm!

When
Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:15pm – 6:15pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #810 Pussy Le Pew deflours Boy Batter Splatter, Orego... @ Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #810 Pussy Le Pew deflours Boy Batter Splatter, Oregon Style

Who: Pussy Le Pew deflours Boy Batter Splatter Oregon style! BBS survived one year in PDX thanks to the ever-consistent flow of beer. Cum celemasturbrate her Oregon analversary.

When: Wednesday 9/21/2016 Meet at 6:30pm, Hares off at 7pm, herd of meowing pussies off shortly after

Where: start and on-after: Spaceroom Lounge and Genie's Too, 4800 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97215
*Note* Cum early if you want drinks, there is only one bar-tender on shift this evening. Get in line, tip graciously and ship out to the patio!

What to bring: Your dignity after PNWIH, $5 hash cash, all your favorite pussy meows and jingles, virgins for Eiffel towers, vessels, thirsty hangovers, convoluted patch-challenges, map of Mt. Tabor, Goldrush boob sunburns and lets do this shit right by adding some motorboats, shall we?

Hare Raiser Note: Bring your cranium lights - it's starting to get dark out there earlier, yo.

When
Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #809 PH4 ERECTIONS!!! @ Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #809 PH4 ERECTIONS!!!

Who....The 2015/2016 Mismanagement Team

When....September 14th....pack meets at 6 30....Hares away at 7 pm

Where...Buffalo Gap, 6835 SW Macadam Ave, Portland, OR

Why....Because it is time to vote for the next mismanagement team, bless their heart. If you want a chance to contribute to the group you love, please volunteer!

Who's Running:

GM - Flaming Hetero the Sweet something or other
RAs - Bottom Dollar, Just a Little Prick
Hare Raiser - 10 Dix With Wings
Hash Sec - Sac Galifinakas & AGM
Haberdasher - Shock the Beaver & Chugga Chugga Goo Goo
Hash Flash - Don't Ask About Anal; and ???
Beer Bitch - ????
(And as always, Anal, Generally Male will be running for every position, but he does not have a car, so voting him in for beer bitch may not help us out much...)

Cum enjoy a fun trail, a cool give-away, a chance to write-in whoever you want to be on MM, and to donate to Lego my Prego! (and did I mention cool give-away??)

Instead of collecting hash cash, we ask that you bring that $5 (or $10, or $20) to donate to Lego My Prego. Many of you already know the story, but if not, there is a link below to her GoFundMe Account & News story.

Bring....DONATION hash cash ($5 suggested, none required, more gets you a better chance of seeing boobs & hot men), virgins, visitors, vessels, headlamps, thirst for beer, write-in votes, hugs for current MM, and by hugs, we mean beer & sexual favors. oh and ID ON TRAIL!

On-On, friends.

On a personal note, this has been a great 2 years as GM, through all of it. The hash is a labor of love, which makes me glad I dont have kids. LOL

-Sixty K-9

Link to GoFundMe Page for Lego My Prego: https://www.gofundme.com/2n9fd3w

News Story: http://www.kptv.com/story/33017654/washington-man-dies-clackamas-woman-injured-in-atv-hit-and-run-on-oregon-coast

On After back at Buffalo Gap.

When
Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #808 Shoots But Does Not Score & Mystery Hare @ Wed Sep 7, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #808 Shoots But Does Not Score & Mystery Hare

Who....Shoots and Mystery Hare

When....September 7th....pack meets at 6 30....Hares away at 7 pm

Where...Joes Cellar. 1332 N W 21st and Pettygrove.

Why....Grandpa Shoots turns 54...think car 54 meets Studio 54...

Time for you to get your Hump on, we are gonna party Old School like an Old Fool thats so cool.

Come enjoy a short romp through N W Industrial area, that includes a gallery, a custom furniture store and ends at a beautiful outdoor venue. Cold beer, hot food ,a DJ and rumors of Fire Dancers...

Bring....$5 hash cash, virgins, visitors, vessels, headlamps, thirst for beer, desire for fire, cake for Shoots

When
Wed Sep 7, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: PH4 #807 Bottom Pubes & Flosses With Dollar @ Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #807 Bottom Pubes & Flosses With Dollar

Who: Bottom Pubes & Flosses With Dollar

Where: Gilhooligans Bar and Grill. 10810 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland, OR 97220

What: An A-A trail with INDOOR ON IN, followed by karaoke. Not dog friendly.

When: Wednesday at 6:30 sober pack arrives, loaded hares stumble away at 7:00, pack leaves after Shoots sings Soul Man.

Why: Because karaoke! Because Beer! Because we convinced the bar to give us their private room for INDOOR ON IN! Also it's (basically) Bottom Dollar's birthday.

Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, visitors, your singing skills, HEADLAMPS BECAUSE IT'S GETTING DARK, thirst for beer.

When
Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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Notification: TGIF @ The Organic Beer Fest @ Fri Aug 26, 2016 2pm - 3pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

TGIF @ The Organic Beer Fest

Where: Overlook Park 1301 N Freemont St. (Cash Only, ATM's on site)

When: The festival starts @ Noon and goes until 9pm!

Cost: FREEEEEEEEE!!!! A cup is $7 (if you're going to leave, give your cup to another Hasher!), tokens are $1 and you can get a free token if you show your Trimet ticket!

Why: Because the other option is standing in 95° heat and hoping the cops don't shut down the hood to coast BC for the 3rd year in a row...... Let's all go drink with the dirty hippies instead!

When
Fri Aug 26, 2016 2pm – 3pm Pacific Time
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