The Portland Humpin' Hash House Harriers!
PH4 #489 - July 28th, 2010
PH4 #489 It's the Xmas in July Toy Drive Hash!!
Who: Can't Finish... asks Santa Slut Machine if he can be defloured for Xmas in July!
What: A jolly A-A' urban hash that includes a pit stop at one of the sexiest places in every woman's fantasy...A FIREHOUSE!!
When: Wednesday July 28th. Meet at 6:30. Hares off at 7, pack is off at 7:15.
Where: Peter's 19th Hole 5701 NE Freemont St.
Parking is at a premium there, so the earlier you get
there the better.
Why: Because it's for the children! Bring a new and unwrapped toy or $5 hash cash that will go toward the purchase of a toy, a vessel, the prettiest pair of new shoes you have, some sexy virgins that can take turns sitting on Santa Slut's lap and IF YOU CAN, please bring a side dish per carload as there will be a BBQ at the On-In to celebrate this wonderful deed we're all participating in! Dog friendly but not stroller friendly...sorry.
Who: Can't Finish... asks Santa Slut Machine if he can be defloured for Xmas in July!
What: A jolly A-A' urban hash that includes a pit stop at one of the sexiest places in every woman's fantasy...A FIREHOUSE!!
When: Wednesday July 28th. Meet at 6:30. Hares off at 7, pack is off at 7:15.
Where: Peter's 19th Hole 5701 NE Freemont St.
Parking is at a premium there, so the earlier you get
there the better.
Why: Because it's for the children! Bring a new and unwrapped toy or $5 hash cash that will go toward the purchase of a toy, a vessel, the prettiest pair of new shoes you have, some sexy virgins that can take turns sitting on Santa Slut's lap and IF YOU CAN, please bring a side dish per carload as there will be a BBQ at the On-In to celebrate this wonderful deed we're all participating in! Dog friendly but not stroller friendly...sorry.
TGIF
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Humping every Wednesday for over eight years!
At the end of the trail, the Hounds of the Portland HHH always cool off with 
For the latest Hash info check the Calendar. The pack meets at 6:30pm every Wednesday. Hash Cash is $5.
