Notification: Trailer Trash Hash @ Sun Jul 30, 2017 (PH4 Hash Calendar)

Trailer Trash Hash

Some say Sunday is a day of rest, and quite frankly so does a Buddha, thus this might be the laziest hash you've ever been on! All Buddha hashes, brought to you by the Trailer Trash Hash, are under 1 mile and may or may not include "activities", but will definitely include titties.

If this sounds good to you, join us this Sunday at Sauvies, and leave your suit at home. Meet at 12:30 in the parking lot or cum join us on the beach earlier. Buddha will arrive at 11 to grab us a beach spot, hares away at 1. Look for the giant purple motorhome for start or follow the slime trail of Buddha's drool.

38149-38155 NW Reeder Rd, Portland, OR 97231

Buddha is far too lazy to collect hash cash, which is probably best since he also can't count. So BYOEverything - whatever you want to drink, titties, Champagne, titties, your favorite (orange) food, titties, snacks to share, titties, sunscreen, titties, dildos, titties, extra sunscreen for your titties, something to sit your titties on, floaties, titties, your vessel, and penis.

Before you cum be sure to buy a parking pass for Sauvie's at the store just over the bridge. Day pass is $6.9 ish

Hares: Buddha, Prickly Puss, Missy Pissy

When
Sun Jul 30, 2017
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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