Notification: PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pu... @ Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pussy, Slut Machine, and WWVE

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PH4 #819 12 Step Program Hash brought to you by Pocket Pussy, Slut Machine, and WWVE

Where: Tavern on Denver 8234 N Denver Avenue Portland, OR 97217
** THE START BAR IS CASH ONLY **

Who: We already told you who.

What: 4th Anal 12 Step Hash. If you don't know what that means you should probably cum. Really.

When: Wednesday* November 23rd, 2016. Meet up at 6:30. Hares off at 7:00, pack to follow 7:15ish. All times are HST.

Why: First, because you are powerless. Secondly, it's that special time of year; the time when past, present and future hashers cum together to make bad choices. Kick off the holiday season off right and prepare for your dysfunctional family gatherings by waking up still drunk. PH4 knows how to do hashing right.

What to bring: $5 hash cash. HEADLAMPS. Virgins. A Slut Machine**. Beer bong, warm clothes for outdoor action, copy of Alcoholics Anonymous and/or Guide to 12 Step Traditions, a mighty thirst for beer and a wide variety of malt beverages. Various useless punctuation and poor diction.Uber/Lyft app. Condoms, French ticklers and stamina. ** CASH FOR START BAR **

What else: Bike friendly but you can still get a DUI on a bike, super not kid friendly***, super MAX friendly, dog friendly if your dog likes beer and is super friendly.

* For future reference Wednesday is when the PH4 normally hashes.
** If you cannot provide your own Slut Machine one will be provided for you.
***The Surgeon General has advised this hash is not good for pregnant women or nursing mothers.

When
Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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