Notification: PH4 #815 Zombie Hash! @ Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #815 Zombie Hash!

Welcome to ZOMB-TOBER!!!

Brought to you by some incorrigible miscreants and the PH4

Eight nights of Whore-er
Seven deadly sins
Six feet under
Five gooolden condoms
Four-teen beers
Three rotting corpses
Two desperate survivors
One insatiable hunger

Show up alive October 19 and try to survive!
Show up dead October 26 and drink away your undeath!

If you plan on being a zombie cheerleader(or cowpoke or teletubby, etc) on the 26th then show up as a living cheerleader (or cowpoke or teletubby etc) on the 19th!!

Detrails:

Fourth Anal Survivor Hash

The Infection Begins, all over AGAIN!!

That's right! You get to cum try to survive the night, if you can, AGAIN! Once again, there will be survivor hares to help guide you to safety! Also, note the new location. We've moved it back in town to make it easier for everyone to attend. Trail is SHORT! You are encouraged to wear your pre-zombie costume for this hash. Then wear it again next week as your bad ass zombie self.

WHERE: White Owl Social Club - 1305 SE 8th Ave, Portland, OR 97214

SURVIVOR HARES: Don't Ask About Anal, Sixty K-9, Ditch Bitch, Rip Van Tinkle, Bottom Dollar, Scent of a Man, and Prickly Puss

ZOMBIFIED HARES: Stinky in my Ass, Five Alarm Pussy, Smell My Pinky, Naughty Girl, Shock the Beaver, and Just a Little Prick

WHEN: 10/19/16, Meet up at 6:30pm, Zombie Hares off at 7:00pm, Pack Survivors run for their lives 5 minutes later.

BRING: $5 hash cash, a time telling device, headlamps, vessels, new lightning fast shoes in which to run for your life!, some vessels, sacrificial virgins to pass off to the zombies & your Best Survival Gear w/vessels!

TRAIL(?): A-A' trail-ish….There will be no actual flour trail. Your survivor hares will provide you with a map of the area, which will include safe havens (BEER CHECKS). These safe havens will have a large marked perimeter….inside which you cannot be infected. These safe havens will only be open for a limited period of time. In order to truly be a survivor, you must arrive at the safe havens while they are open….you will receive an acknowledgement from the survivor hares that you were at the check. The official times will be given to you on the maps…but as an example, BC1 will open from 7:10 to 7:45, BC2 from 7:45 to 8:10, On-In will open at 8:20.

LEAVE AT HOME: Anyone that doesn't want to play by the rules. Also, while we love our four legged friends, this is not an appropriate hash for them. Please leave your dogs at home.


PH4 #815 The 8th Anal Naughty Cock ZOMBIE Hash!!!!
BOGGARTS AND GHOULS! HASHERS IN ALL STAGES OF DECAY!! It's time to shake off the Funk of 40,000 years and rise again in search of BEEERRRZZZ!!!! On the 8th night of Whore-er....

Night of the Living Cockbroker!!!!
Cockbroker has returned to hare his 'brain'child once again! Cum celebrate his return with Beerz and Bloodbagz!!

HARES: Cockbroker and Naughty Girl

WHAT: A to A'.

WHEN: Wednesday, October 26th. The Horde gathers at 6:30. Survivors flee at 7:00. The chase is on at 7:15!

WHERE: where your infected corpse has been rotting for the past week... At the Survivors On-After! Blitz-Ladd, 2239 SE 11th Ave. Portland

BRING: $5 Hash Cash. Your best ZOMBIE!!! costume. Headlamps. Spare livers (read: friends! Lots of friends! No, seriously, you're going to want them ;)). Leave your dead dog Rover, bicycles and strollers at home.

HAVING A DD OR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! And possibly calling in sick on Thursday.... Or you could simply drink in moderation. You're an adult. You'll figure it out. ๐Ÿ˜‰

When
Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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