Notification: PH4 #801 XXX-MAS in July @ Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #801 XXX-MAS in July

What: A TOY DONATION HASH followed by a POTLUCK (hot dogs provided) before religion!

How: Dress in festive and sexy Christmas attire because "Santa Can't" and his saucy helper "Bacon" are going to stop at a Fire Station to donate toys for the Toy'N'Joy program. Bring a new and unwrapped toy (you can get them cheap at the dollar store or spend as much as you can afford anywhere else). You can also make a cash donation to The American Red Cross and you will be rewarded with a commemorative koozie!

Bring: $5 Hash Cash, a NEW AND UNWRAPPED TOY, a potluck dish, all of your lingerie, your naughtiest behavior, a vessel for you and all of your virgins, another fistful of dollars (or all of your change) for koozies, a thirst for beer, and the lowest of expectations!

Where: Westmoreland City Park! Meet @ the corner of SE 22nd Ave and SE Rex St. Circle Jerk starts @ 6:30 and hares are away @ 7pm

Why: Honestly, Slut Machine was kind enough to deflour me 6yrs ago on this trail and, even though it's generally a pavement pounder, it's my favorite trail of the year. The hash is at its best when it's helping out others. When you lose your house to a fire, the firemen show up and try to save as much as they can, including lives. The Red Cross is the next group to show up offering shelter and minimal material goods to help you get back on your feet. The Toy 'N' Joy foundation works with the Fire Bureau and helps comfort kids (teenagers as well) with toys in an effort to bring back a smile to a sad face. Thanks in advance you Halfminds. I love you all!

When
Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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