TGIF BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY PUB CRAWL
Save your $10 bills for the Stump this week and cash them in for ten $1 bills instead, eh! We have some celebrating to do! Eager Peevert and Rub'er Tits are ensuring they will never be left at a wank or a boob check again 'till death do they part. Cum Monday evening, these two are getting married, eh! Please try your best to get consent for one last cop and feel as they pub crawl on the east side, eh.
Where: Ron Toms 600 E. Burnside out on the patio.
When: The happiest of all hours are from 3-6:30pm and feature $1 off well drinks (that means you can save that extra dollar for Union Jacks!)
Why: Because soon they'll need witnesses to testify that their relationship is based on more than just sex and citizenship, eh.
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