PH4 #792 The 1st Anal Cardboard Robot Hash!
Who: 10 Dix with Wings, Dances with Cougars, Can't Finish... and a Mystery Hare......maybe.
Where: George's Corner Sports Bar 5501 N Interstate Ave.
When: ASSimilation by circle jerk begins at exactly 6:30pm human time. Cardboard Robots take over Portland when the atomic clock strikes 7pm. Invasion begins promptly after
Why: The only way to rid Portland of its homeless problem is to strip the homeless of their homes and flaunt them as costumes to their faces.
Bring: $5 hash cash, Virgin power sources, Visitors from other worlds with MASSIVE amounts of goods, Lost in space Back Sliders, love of beer, Stellar Charts of Mount Tabor.
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