PH4 #790 May the Force Hash
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
PH4 Episode 790
The Buzz Awakens
The City is in Panic! A handful of drunks have hidden beer around Clinton City Park, leaving the hash sober.
The evil mastermind Death Cab For Shootie and his apprentice Just Brie have joined forces with the sinister Bottom Dollar and his padawan Just Rob.
Together they hope to deflour these Justs and restore peace and drunkenness to the galaxy.....
Where: Clinton City Park, near Clinton Street.
When: Grug is drunk around 6:30, hares begin the Kessel Run around 7:00, hounds use the force to find beer a long time later.
Why: Because it's May The Force day and it's at The Hump this year! Also Star Wars puns are fun.
Bring: Virgins, Visitors, aliens, Vessels, light sabers, respirator masks, body armor if you choose to follow the path of the Jedi, plans for the death star, wild hairdos, love of cheap beer if you choose the dark side, a Map of Mount Tabor, DO NOT bring Jar Jar Binks.
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