TU-TU, Too-Too, 22 Hash....
Impromptu-tu hash #69
What: Tutu hash in core downtown PDX because nothing else is going on.
Where: Ash St Saloon
225 SW Ash St. Portland, OR 97204
When: Tuesday December 22nd. Pack meets up at 6:30 Hare away at 7:01
Why: Two things a hasher can get behind; strippers and kids. The 4th anal “Tata’s for Toy’s " is a fund/toy raiser for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital. We will be finishing at Dante’s where your 5$ cover at the door is your hash cash OR! bring the standard unwrapped toy and pay nothing! This will be a real hash, fairly flat pavement banger with urban shitty shiggy. Bring ID.
A lottle something for everyone! A total 13 female strippers will lead the night, joined by a group of male strippers, live music and Ross himself holding down the emcee duties. Attendees can donate money by bidding on gift baskets, which cum courtesy of the event's several sponsors, or by giving directly to the dancers themselves. We will be passing the hat for a lucky hasher to receive a tata lap dance!
What to bring: Your most festive holiday tutu, Santa hat, headlamp, Christmas cheer, dollar bills, thirst for beer, virgins, $5 dollar bills, new unwrapped toy, ID, generosity and $100 dollar bills!
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