PH4 #761 Curved For Her Pleasure Deflouring Just Nicole
Curved deflours that one girl nobody seems to remember (Just Nicole)!
Who: Curved, that dick with the dumb hair, will be deflouring the bimbo that everyone seems to greet with "Oh, is this your first hash?" Just Nicole!
What: A fucking hash! There will be an turkey/eagle split, for you racist bastards.
When: Hares creep away at 7, pack to stumble off at 7:15
Where: The park area just east of 64th and SE Lincoln Street on the SW corner of Mt. Tabor, you know the one. This will be an A-A' trail.
Why: FOR SCIENCE!
Please bring: $5 hash cash, headlamps, virgins, new shoes, porn (VHS only), images of Nic Cage (his visage soothes Just Nicole's worried mind), a duffle bag with 3 days worth of rations and clothes suited to desert weather, beer for self-prelubing, War Child (he only wants to get radical), and more headlamps.
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