PH4 #755 Clownmydia, Bottom Dollar, Reefer Sadness, & Private Snowball
Who: Clownmydia, Bottom Dollar, Reefer Sadness, & Visiting Hare Private Snowball
Why: Clownmydia hates you. Bottom Dollar is getting older. Reefer Sadness is groovy in the woods. Private Snowball wants to give you a gift in the woods.
Where: Jolly Roger at John's Landing
When: Meet up @ 6:30, hare away before you arrive, pack away at 7:15 sharp. Trail is A-A'.
Bring: $5 hash cash, SHIGGY gear, HEADLAMPS, VESSELS, new shoes, punching glove to punch the hares in the dick after trail, dry bag and virgins to sacrifice on trail.
Leave: Rascist attire, your mom (unless she puts out), strollers, dogs, cats, your dignity and self respect.
Notes for Visitors: Trail will indeed be shiggy (do not let starting in the city fool you). BRING A VESSEL! We are NW hippies and don't like to waste resources. Keg at end (as always at the Humpin) so you need a vessel to drink. Thus "new shoes" = "vessels". You drink out of both. Trail will be live laid. Catch us and you get our pants. Almost all Humpin' Hashes have 2 Beer Checks on trail. Normal distance is 3-5 miles.
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