PH4 #753 The 9th Anal Pirate Hash from Slut Machine!!!
When? Wednesday, August 19th
Where? The Twilight Room 5242 N Lombard St
NOTE: PLEASE PARK BEHIND THE TWILIGHT ROOM ON HEREFORD IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT. The owner of the Twilight has been gracious enough to make arrangements with them to keep the gates open. Please be respectful and do not prelube or leave garbage behind.
Hares: The Saucy Wenches Slut Machine and Buttgirl
The Crew: 5 Alarm Pussy, Eager Peevert, Sex O Fence aka "The Duke", Dale Plog (Shoots), Chugga Hasher, Manberry Cuntcake, 60K9, Death Cab for Shootie and Crab Shaft.
What? The Pirate Hash, you scurvy bastards! We will have rum tasting provided by Distilling Head (who said head) from 5:30--7pm. The Blue Moon girls will be sampling their new White IPA and handing out shwag along with "challenges" to hype things up. Capt Slappy, founder of "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" will be making an appearance with his posse. So be ready for some photo opportunities! Prizes for the best Bimbo and Wanker costume, giveaways, and a water balloon battle for those who want to get WET! Burried treasures, Hector the skeleton and much more. Did I mention rum punch, pudding shots and non-alcoholic beverages provided besides water????
DETRAILS: A--A', Meet at 6:30, hares off between 7--7:15pm, hounds to follow. Bring $5 hash cash, VESSEL NEEDED ON TRAIL, head lamp if circle goes late. Dog friendly, DOGS MUST BE KEPT ON LEASH AT RUM CHECK, NO EXCUSES. Bike friendly....and NO we ARE NOT ending at Slut Machines house so do not show up there, do not park there, I have guests in town. Show up, pay your hash cash and run or walk the trail like a real pirate.
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