PH4 #712 Little Prick in the Bottom
Who? Bottom Dollar and JALP
Where? New Cathay 16184 SE 82nd Dr.
When? About a half hour before 6.9 o'clock
Bring? 5 of your earth moneys, Wetsuit, a device for consuming beverages, battle chickens, new shoe ( just one), protection for your fleshy appendages (all of them), virgins, VESSEL, night vision apparatus. Dry clothing highly suggested as well as a vessel.
Leave? Strollers, animals that can't levitate or are not said battle chickens and any adverse thoughts to being wet and/or wounded.
Why? Because aliens???
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