Reminder: PH4 #701 Pirate Hash @ Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #701 Pirate Hash

Ahoy! Bimbo 'n Wankers Wednesday August 20 be th' 8th Anal scurvy Pirate Hash brought to ye by th' Saucy Wench Slut Machine 'n her crew as follows:

SIMA--Trail Capt
Crab Shaft--Cabana Jim Laddie
Peter Millimeter--Scurvy Pirate Chef
Flamin' Hetero, TSMC---First matey/Advisor
Falls fer Boys--- Beer Scallywag
Just Jen--Grog Wench
Goo Swallows--Galley Ho
Shoots but does not Score--Salty Dog sweeper and all around nice guy

We be raiding at StormBreaker Brewery 832 N Beech St, Portland.
Th' owners have be gracious enough to personally host th' start. YE MUST HAVE ID! Because th' brewery be family/friendly 'til 8pm, th' management requested NO NUDITY, or scarin' 'o small children. If ye choose to partake in either ye gunna be asked to leave th' premises. All that a ruckas stuff gunna happen on trail, so blow me down.

Meet @6:30, hares away 7pm, pack to follow.
Brin': $5 hash cash, ID, VESSEL, 'n a headlamp if ye only has th' one jolly eye.
A to walkable B trail. Thar gunna be a Turkey / Eagle split.
Thar gunna be giveaways, prizes fer best Bimbo 'n Wanker costume, a Rum check and a BC.
PLEASE BRIN' YUR VESSEL ON TRAIL. Thar gunna be mayhem on th' street 'o Mississippi 'n possible encounter wit' th' Nopo runnin' group----them scurvy bastards. Adventure awaits ye!

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Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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