PH4 #691 Crab Shaft
Corn holders Pride Hash (don't forget to read the last line of the detrails)
Who: Crab Shaft
When: Round-up @ 6:30, Fabulous hares off @ 7, Rainbow Pack off @ 7:15
Where: Burnside Skate Park, under the bridge on the East side. A-A trail.
What to bring: $5 hash cash, A MUTHA FUCKIN VESSEL TO DRINK BEER OUT OF AT THE END. All the pride gear and rainbow one can stand, cut off jean shorts, corn husking hands, bean bags, corn cod holders, and lots of lube! Oh, and of course new shoes and sexy male virgins for the hare!
Why: Cause what better day to kick-off Pride weekend in Portland than on National Corn on the Cob Day!
Also, if you forget a vessel, a 2oz. Dixie cup will be provided to you. If you need dErections, call MaxiPad @ (503) 875-2901
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