Reminder: PH4 #684 A Whore Walks Into A Bar @ Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #684 A Whore Walks Into A Bar

(A quick note from your Hare Raiser. This is the 4th version of the detrails that were sent to me. These detrails are brought to you by Mary Jane and the number 4/20)

Whut: THE J-E-L-L-HOmage Trail - HOmage to a great lay and beaver damns

Whut Whut: We ALSO need to petition for a Fleet Week CUMback. See your seaman (semen?) representative Sucks Off Sailors to make your contribution. Spring is a good time for everyone (SUCKS OFF SAILORS) to get their head (SUCKS OFF SAILORS) out (in-out) of a hole and start giving some service.

Who: A Whore Walks Into A Bar
When: Humpday, April 23, 2014. Meat UP at 6:30. Whore DOWN at 7.
Whare: Pyramid Portland Brewing Alehouse, 2730 NW 31st Ave., Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth.
Bring: $5, VESSELS ON TRAIL, a headlamp, a Vessel for your virgin, sailor suit, sailor bows, sailor hats, Sailor Jerry, Sailor Moon, sailor mouth and the Little Girl Who Went a-Whaling (or a copy of) - SOS can service all.
Optional Equipment: Bug spray, HEADLAMP, virgins, shiggy socks, virgins with shiggy socks, virgin sailors with shiggy socks, virgin sailors with shiggy socks and NEW SHOES, life raft, life raft repair kit, dental dam, penicillin, wet wipes and dry clothes for an outdoor ON-IN.
Y? Because ... emjaculation is the greatest form of flattery and you don't need a reason to have your sailor sucked in the deep dark woods.

When
Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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