PH4 #672 Bird Man?
PH4 #672 The Running of the Bulls where Just Tom deflours Just Jessie
So, two bulls are standing on a hill drinking a PBR when they see a bunch of cowboys milling about. The younger bull says to the older, “Why don't we run down the hill and fuck us a couple of cowboys?” The older bull downs his PBR turns to the younger bull and says “Nope, I say we walk down the hill and fuck them all….”
That’s right cowboys prepare to get fucked!
Shiggy - yes
Bull shit – yes (Watch where you step)
Hills - yes
Cowboy fucken’ – yes!
Note: I was defloured by Clownmidia so let that be a warning. (Side note from Can't, if the joke is any indication of the trails, we're all fucked.)
Who: Just Tom and Just Jessie
When: Wednesday January 29th. Cowboy milling 6:30pm, Bulls away at 7pm
Where: Bullseye Pub, 4835 SW Pomona St, Portland, OR
What: An A-A on the open range and all it entails. Have a horse?
Bring: $5, Cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and those tight ass Wrangler jeans so we can see who needs to be fucked next. Chaps, saddle bags, new boots, lanterns, and a rope strongly advised. These bulls can get frisky and you have to round them up.
Adventure dogs ok but they may need to be hosed off after. They will get fucked too!
So cum out and see what a couple fledgling hares I mean bulls can do!
Let r buck!
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