CHURCH - for all faiths, non-faiths, quasi-faiths, pseudo-faiths, faiths that aren't seld declared as faiths and anyone I have sadly excluded (no religious exclusion was intended).
Who: Wankers & Naughty's Harem of Nuns & non-nuns & people who have penises but are XX or vaginas and are XY, or people who have 2 uteruses. (Please take no offense that Wanker was listed first).
Why: Bimbos are running
If you are not part of the Shiek Naughty's Harem, I am instituting sedia stercoraria. You may need to prove you have balls if you show up and thought to be an unmentionable. (Showing up would be evidence of such balls if you don't have physical balls, subtlety explained).
I know, I know. Some people don't want to do the DWH3 and that is fine. Please just respect the DWH3 and not make this a competing event. (Subtle note left, because it wasn't read).
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