PH4 #632 - Dipped Dick's Memorial Hash; Crab Shaft and Slut Machine
Dipped Dick's Memorial Hash
Who: Crab Shaft and Slut Machine
Where: The Portway Tavern @ 7600 N Willamette Boulevard, 97203
When: Pack rounds up @ 6:30, Alpha's off @ 7, Omega's off @ 7:15
Why: A super dog friendly trail layed in loving memory of our long time friend Dipped Dick. We will be having a ceremony for him on trail.
What: A-A' trail that is dog, bike, and stroller friendly. ID's, new shoes, headlamps, hairy four legged and two legged virgins, leashes, tennis balls, bones, and squeaky toys.
**A note about the doggie part of this trail. Even though this is a very dog friendly trail, dogs are not allowed in The Portway, we will be running along busy streets, and through parks that are not off leash areas. Also, please follow dog park rules at the On-In. If your dog tends to start trouble, please keep them on a leash. Food out and about can usually stir things up, so we ask that dogs are kept away from the food tables. And lastly, we care for our yard and clean up after our animals, please clean up after yours so we don't have to. Poo bags will be provided. We love our furry hasher friends, but just have to keep them in check sometimes.
***Oh! And if you dog tends to want to be Alpha, ManBearPig has gotten raped way to many lately and just now getting over his PTSD, so please keep them from actively and obsessively humping him. More or less, this is just a note for Ram Rod. : )
On-After: Back @ The Portway Tavern
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