Reminder: PH4 #627 - 12th Analversary! - Heavy Flow deflours Spinne... @ Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #627 - 12th Analversary! - Heavy Flow deflours Spinner to Winner & Dyke Tyson

Who: Heavy Flow is deflouring Spinner to Winner & Dyke Tyson. That is if he survives being alone in the woods with those two bimbos.

When: Exactly 12 years after the first Humpin' Hash. Wednesday, March 20, 2013. 6:30 pm. Hares off at 7, everyone else when you've stopped wanking off behind the bar.

What: It's the Humping Hashes 12th ANALversary! So all you muthafuckin' backsliders better get yo shit together and come out. Join the hares as we celebrate 12 years of shiggy, fisting, tantric sex, virgins, fuck buddies, dicks & titties, and that other weird shit y'all are into. There will be shiggy, glorious glorious shiggy, so cum fucking prepared. The trail will be A – A' Not stroller or bike friendly, and adventure pups are always welcome! Well actually, only if they are super adventurous. We don't wanna hear about your fuckin' purse puppy getting' stuck in the shiggy. Leave the chi-poodles at home.

Where: Starting at the Goose Hollow Inn. Park your free candy vans up on the side streets or behind the bar. Also, you could take the MAX up to the Goose Hollow/Jefferson stop, which is right in front of the bar. So if you get lost, go the fuck home because stupid people will not survive this trail. Or stay, whatever, leave it up to natural selection I guess.

Why: Because it's the Humping Hashes Birthday, we're guving away free stuff and you better fucking cum!

Bring: A birthday present for the Hash, shiggy lovin' virgins, gloves, new fucking shoes, $5, a head lamp, id on trail, birthday presents for the Hares, bum camp survival kits, and YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN SELF! Seriously, it's our hashbirthday and everybody should cum on their birthday.

When
Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Calendar
PH4 Hash Calendar
Who
Hare Raiser - creator

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