Reminder: PH4 #625 - Maxi Pad & Nana I got a Banana @ Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #625 - Maxi Pad & Nana I got a Banana

Who: Who else? Those two wanks who love nothin' more than torture and spending time in the woods together.

When: In a time of monsters, a time when unicorns freely roamed the earth, a time of magic. Wednesday, March 6, 2013. 6:30 pm. Hares at 7, everyone else when you've finished your burritos and whatnot.

What: The hunt is on for the magical west hills shiggy unicorn! Join the hares as we hunt for the northwest passage(that's not a fisting joke), slide around in the brown(also not a fisting joke), and punch deep into crevasses(really, grow up). That sonnuvabitch is out there, just keep looking. This time it's A-B, and a dry car will be provided and there will be cars to shuttle. If you're smart, you'll take the MAX to the start, since it's right by the zoo exit. Then you wouldn't even need to go back to the start! Woah!! Not stroller or bike friendly, adventure pups always welcome!

Where: Up by the Zoo. Specifically, the parking lot at the intersection of SW Knights Blvd. and SW Kingston Dr. Take the MAX to the Zoo, go up the elevator, and follow Knights Blvd up the hill. It's about 100 yards up on the right.

Why: Because roughly once per financial quarter, the hares like to show you all how much we love and care for you with nice, short easy trails. You know, like the other ones we've laid. Also, when you're under the canopy it's nice and cool. Hot out there today!

Bring: A serious love of shiggy, gloves, dry clothes/bag, your 4-hour MAX pass, shiny new shiggy shoes, strong scrambling skills, Unicorn snares, autoerotic asphyxiation gear, five bucks, a head lamp, and a VESSEL. I'm serious on that shiggy thing. Know that. Real talk.

On-after: the motherfucking Matador, 1967 W. Burnside street. It's pretty close to a max station, so you could like park there and take the train up. Oohh! Wouldn't that be lovely? A little train ride?

Wed Mar 6, 2013 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
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