TGIF - The Anal Big Labowski Bowling Turnament!

Who: Donny, Maude, Walter, & The Dude 
What: TGIF presents, The Anal Big Labowski Bowling Turnament! 
When: April 13, 2012 Bowling begins at 6:00 
Where: Hollywood Bowl, 4030 Northeast Halsey Street, Portland, OR (just a hop, skip, & a jump from the Hollywood MAX stop) 

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? 
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

You've asked for it, hell, some of you have begged for it. So, it is with great pleasure I announce the arrival of the Anal Big Labowski Bowling Turnament! Clean out the cum staines from your old bathrobe, pore yourself a white Russian & get your fine ass down the Hollywood Bowl this Friday for an evening full of "shut the f*ck up Donny" & "nobody f*ucks with the Jesus". Robo Dick will be giving prizes out (in the form of his world famous "robo blow") to winningness team & best costumes. *For those lovely bimbos who find themselves totally clueless on everything Lebowski, I will be offering an exclusive screening after the hash. Unlike the original movie, mine cums with a happy ending.

Your Humble Hash Ass, ~ Flaming Hetero

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