Reminder: PH4 #562 Santa Slut and Ken DollsAnal Fugly Xmas Sweater ... @ Wed Dec 21 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

FUGLY XMAS SWEATER HASH/PUB CRAWL

Twas three nights before Christmas, when all through the hash
Not a bimbo was stirring, not even Hash Cash;
The vessels were stacked by the keg with care,
In hopes that Mud Butt soon would be there

The Hashers were all drunk in the bar,
while dreaming of beer checks both near and far.
Not knowing where to go the hashers began to bail,
the hares were late in sending in their detrails.

When out on the net there sprang such a clatter
the hashers googled to see what was the matter.
Away they flew to the start of the hash
hoping to catch the hares and take their pants.

Slut Machine and Ken Doll came through!!
to think they wouldn't... that can't be true.
So what should appear to my wandering eyes?
Boob checks, Cock checks and milky white thighs!

So get a driver and cum to the hash quick,
Guaranteed you can play with a prick.
More rapid than Pabst swearing up a storm,
You will find Shoots sharing his porn.

Now On On, now, Check! now, YBF and BEER!
On, one! On, two! on on FALSE and BEER!
To the best of the drunkards! To Portland Hump Hash
Now hash away, hash away... to all give your gash!"

--- Your On Geek Apologies, but for Posting this late, you get your detrails modified.

Hares: Santa Slut Machine and Ken Doll
Where: The Perch 7505 N Lombard
When: meet at 6:30, hares off at 7:00, hounds at 7:15.
What: Wear A FUGLY XMAS SWEATER, prizes for the most fugly bimbo and wanker. Bring $5 hash cash and walking shoes. Bring extra $$$$ if you choose to drink more at beer checks. Call Slut Machine at 971-678-3682 if you wish to catch up with the pack.
A to B, but walking distance.

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