PH4 #553 - mInD fUcK 2k11 @ Wed Oct 19 6:30pm - 10pm (PH4 Hash Calendar)

PH4 #553 - mInD fUcK 2k11

Who: Barney Balls, Clownmydia and Value Vagina Discunt (Only good things can happen when two wankers take a bimbo into the shiggy with caution tape)

Why: It's Mind Fuck 2K11 - Prepare... Actually, nevermind that, it will do you no good!

Do you feel that? Deep inside, tender, yet immense building pressure... Ready, (y)o(u)r not, HERE WE CUM, as VVD will look deep into your soul, towards a hypnotic lull, while Clown and Barney Double Penetrate your Aural Cavities, docking under the forskin at your hypothalamus. We realize most of you halfminds won't know what this means, as your parents read it to you, and that's the point... You've been mInD fUcKeD!

Halfminds hold hands and stay together because you're going to need a whole mind to get through this one... FRBs beware, DO NOT RUN OFF INTO THE WOODS ALONE! To quote Max Cady (Robert De Niro) in Cape Fear - "I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you!" Word to the wise... and to the rest of you... Short Cutters will likely see NO BEER! IF you think you know where we're going... best of luck to you, we will likely see you at the Next Hump. Just like clients leaving from our offices at the W... No one's done until they're Wet, Crying, Emotionally and Physically exhausted and walking funny.

Cum Celebrate Barney Balls One Year Analversary!

Where: Meet at Gloria'z Pub and Grill, 13175 Southeast Sunnyside Road, Clackamas, OR 97015-9355

When: Meet at 6:30pm, hares off at 7pm, pack 15 minutes behind

What to bring/wear: HEADLAMPS, whistles extra batteries, GPS, SNOW CAMPING GEAR, Labia clamps, anti-bacterial cock gel, the fear of God, Pepperidge Farm Summer Sausage, Welding mask, Shiggy socks, hash cash $5, shiggy gloves, Dry Bag w/ change of clothes, disregard for you personal safety and a Transvestite Sherpa.

Trail: A-A prime - Water loving, shiggy comfortable, nettle romping, cliff jumping, hang gliding dog friendly. Leave your bike and baby in its stroller at home. There will be a dry car.

On After: McCool's Pub & Grill, 12066 Southeast Sunnyside Road, Clackamas, OR 97015-7331

When
Wed Oct 19 6:30pm – 10pm Pacific Time
Where
Gloria'z Pub and Grill, 13175 Southeast Sunnyside Road, Clackamas, OR 97015-9355 (map)
Calendar
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Who
ongeek@portlandhumphash.org - creator

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