PH4 #554 The Third Anal Naughty Cock Zombie Hash presents STIP'R'TREAT!!!!

'This year we are serving pieces of Candy.....
Candy was a dancer.'

Hares: Who isn't? Cockbroker, Naughty Girl, Shoots-But-Does-Not-Score, Tardcore, Tina Turnover, aaaannnd???

What: A to A'. A feast of Adults and Beverages and Milk Maids

When: Wednesday, October 26th. Horde gathers at 6:30pm. Survivors Flee at 7pm! Zombie Horde gives chase at 7:15pm!!!

Where: Blitz Southeast (Ladd's) 2239 Southeast 11th Avenue, Portland

Bring: $5 Hashcash, Your best Zombie Stripper costume (we know you got 'em!), $1's... lots of $1's, Headlamps, Virgins to sacrifice to the zombie horde, ID on trail, vessels, new shoes so you can hobble for your beer! HAVING a DD or PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! And Possibly calling in sick for Thursday. Leave your dead dog Rover, bicycles, and strollers at home.

Two Years have passed since Z-day and the Horde has turned its attention from the difficult task of finding brains among Half-minds to more 'civilized' pursuits ;)

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